I Also Blame AOL As Being The Root of All Evil
And That's How the War Began
We Suspected As Much, Nick
PSA
Well, Fuck…
I Knew It!
That Episode of the X-Files…
…where they rip the hood off the Klansman and it's an alien.
This explains so much of what's happening in the world right now.
It Could Work!
Haha!
Can't Be Too Careful Y'know…
Bedside Reading, Matt Gaetz Edition
Or so I've heard.
Because It's True
Who's Gonna Tell Her?
Diversity
I see a bukakke party in the making.
3 Minutes or Less!
I think DoorDash is missing an opportunity here.
Jesus, You're Too Late
Submitted Without Comment
Can't Say I Disagree…
Just Sayin'
Ouch! That's Gonna Leave a Mark.
RIP, Dan
Now is Not the Time for This.
As Miranda Would Say, "Groundbreaking!"
OR…to get that semen smell off your breath after you've serviced one of the many "straight god-fearing christian" men who frequent the joint.
Well, Bitch Did Say There Were Aliens in Government…
And Now, a Word from our Overlords
Life Hack
Oh Wait…
