You've Read My Prose, Right?
I've Called Them…
…Narcolepsy Chairs. I got my first in 1998.
#Relatable
I Knew Quite a Few Men Over the Course of My Life…
…who'd be billionaires in this scneario.
Truth.
Do NOT Interrupt a Drag Show
They will cut you!
Who Has NOT Done This?
We've All Been There
Especially at work.
Cats are Dicks
Where's the Lie?
The More You Know
So True!
We've All Been There
I Think This Goes Without Saying for ALL of Us
Ain't That the Truth!
@hotmesexprespinkystyleUsha Ad-Bise: Hardest Part♬ original sound – Pinky
Where's the Lie?
Guess Which One I Am…
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet
STEP 1: Stop giving a crap about folding fitted sheets. No one cares.
STEP 2: Roll it into a ball and chuck it into a closet.
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I Feel Personally Attacked
As the One Year Anniversary Approaches…
Yes, I'm One of Those Guys
#truth
Serious PSA
