Especially at work.
Cats are Dicks
Where’s the Lie?
The More You Know

So True!

We’ve All Been There
I Think This Goes Without Saying for ALL of Us
Ain’t That the Truth!
@hotmesexprespinkystyleUsha Ad-Bise: Hardest Part♬ original sound – Pinky
Where’s the Lie?
Guess Which One I Am…
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet
STEP 1: Stop giving a crap about folding fitted sheets. No one cares.
STEP 2: Roll it into a ball and chuck it into a closet.
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I Feel Personally Attacked
As the One Year Anniversary Approaches…
Yes, I’m One of Those Guys


#truth
Serious PSA

The Kids Will Never Believe Us

My Favorite Time of Year

#truth
Because It’s True
Look It Up. You Know It’s True.

Every. Damn. Night.

Success!
That smirk.
#truth

#truth

If 2020 Was a Carnival Ride

Monday
I don’t drink, but…












