Category: Never My President

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18 U.S. Code § 2383 – Rebellion or Insurrection

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18 U.S. Code § 2383 – Rebellion or insurrection

Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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Waking to a Another Nightmare

But seriously, at this point did anyone expect any less from this fucking year?

Blue wave? Blue tsunami?!

Where? Can someone please point to this map and tell me where it is, because I certainly don't see it.

Yes, Joe is currently ahead by a small number of Electoral College votes, but if those states that are leaning Trump end up going in his favor, game over. And not just for this election. For this country. For the American Dream; the American Dream, which apparently has been gone for quite some time.

Or maybe that was as much an illusion of the left, as the right's Ozzie & Harriet view of what America should be.

What is most disheartening is seeing that half the people who voted—and those that couldn't be bothered to—looked at the last four years and and especially the events of 2020 and thought, "Yeah, I'm fine with that."

And all those people waiting in hours-long lines? Those were Trump voters?

Joe is going to need to wrap up Nevada (6), Wisconsin (10), and Michigan (16,  where it's currently a dead heat) or somehow grab Pennsylvania (20)—where at the moment (admittedly with only 64% of the votes counted)—Trump holds a solid lead in order to pull this off.

And even if Joe Biden does manage to secure the presidency, this map shows it's anything but a mandate. We are a country as divided as ever, and it's obvious that half of us are racist, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic assholes.

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Let Me Get This Straight…

From Hopes & Fears:

Hunter Biden lives in LOS ANGELES.

So Rudy wants us to believe he decided to fly 3000 miles to drop off 3 laptops with some sketcy af half blind dude because he only charges $85 to fix MAC laptops…after they say he earned millions of dollars from Burisma…pretty sure there are still Apple Stores in LA.

So you're trying to tell me that he flies 3000 miles, signs a contract to fix his laptops with a half blind dude and just…ghosts? Nah.

So you're trying to tell me that this guy who just happens to be a conspiracy theorist crazed supporter of Trump who says Hunter Biden signed a contract with him but didn't leave a manner of contacting him? Nah.

So you're trying to tell me that this sketchy af half blind guy who happens to be a Trump supporter goes through all these email looking for contact information instead of just wiping the drives and reselling the laptops like any other computer repair guy would do? Nah.

So now you're trying to tell me that this guy who is a total conspiracy theory nutjob that is so waaaaay down the Qanon rabbit hole he believes that the FBI are the government's hit men that he suddenly decides to call in the FBI? Nah.

And if this guy was soooo concerned about the information he had but couldn't find the contract information for Hunter but that he had the contact information for Rudy Giuliani? Nah.

And Rudy, who the FBI and CIA have warned Donny Boy's administration that he's being used as a stooge for the Russian mafia and Putin, thinks we're all just going to believe it?

NAH!

A 5 year old would say this doesn't check out.

Good thing the President of the United States thinks it's totally true.

All this coming from Rudy Giuliani. Yes, that Rudy Giuliani. The crazy-uncle-you-keep-locked-in-the-attic Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, totally believable. ?