Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
When I was young there were Beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you're a hactivist, which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin' down Mastercard. But there's no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I'm mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that." ~ John Waters
Oh, They Will, Andy. They Will.
I don't believe in reincarnation but a big part of me wants Barrett, Kavanaugh, Thomas, Gorsuch and Alito to come back as impoverished unwed pregnant teenagers." ~ Andy Borowitz
Quote of the Day
If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense.
If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true, and someone would find a way to figure it all out again." ~ Penn Jillette
Sound Familiar?
Quote of the Day
Some Gems…
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." – Ambrose Bierce
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine." – Caroline Rhea
"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand." – Emo Philips
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." – Al McGuire
"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." – Casey Stengel
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." – Ashleigh Brilliant
"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away." – Benjamin Franklin
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." – Buddy Hackett
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?" – Benny Hill
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." – Dave Barry
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." – George Burns
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." – Bill Watterson
"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads." – Andy Borowitz
"At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." – Ann Landers
[source]
Quote of the Day
Always and never are two words you should always remember to never use." ~ Wendell Johnson
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Notable Quotes
For people who love to boast about Trump's cognitive tests, these people are having trouble remembering how much they loved Putin just a week ago. – Dan Rather
People are just blindly buying houses for hundreds of thousands over asking and that's fine everything is normal and fine. – Jesse McLaren
Say "war" in Russia and face 15 years in prison. Say "gay" in Florida and see what happens. Take your trans teen across state lines from Idaho and face arrest. See a pattern? – Barbara Malmet
What the hell kinda billionaire goes around begging people money to buy a private jet??? – Covie tweet
MAGA: "Hang Mike Pence!"
Mike Pence: "I'm sure they had their reasons." – John Collins
For Lent, I'm giving up Fundamentalist Right-Wing Christians
who talk all about Jesus while ignoring all Jesus talked about. – John Fugelsang
We don't have enough psychiatrists to treat all these "patriots." – John Collins
If Russia didn't want us involved with Ukraine they shouldn't have involved themselves in our elections. – Tim Hannan
The Obama and Clinton foundations are fundraising to help Ukraine.
Trump is fundraising to buy himself a new plane.
American compassion vs. American greed. -7Veritas4 tweet
[Source]
Quote of the Day
"And I Quote…"
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
All you have to do is ask the question, 'Can you have a universe without God?' Suddenly you are called a militant just for asking the question…even politely asking the question. You can't help but be called strident and militant in this world if you somehow say, 'You know what, maybe it's all bullshit.' It's sad because in every other area of human activity you can make fun of things. And you should be able to make fun of religion. And if we can't there there is something seriously wrong." ~ Lawrence Krauss
Quote of the Fucking Day
Quote of the Day
The Order is Imagined
Quote of the Day
Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what happens when somebody else reads it for you." ~ Bertrand Russell
Quote of the Day
If you can brag that you made a 16 year old retail worker cry like it's an accomplishment, there is a special place in hell for you." ~ Anonymous on Tumblr
Quote of the Day
A couple of days ago, passing by a church, I saw a sign (I wish I'd stopped and photographed it) that said something like: Try to be more like Jesus. My first thought was 'Dude, it's January; I'm NOT wearing sandals.'" ~ Greg Fallis
Quote of the Day
Gods always behave like the people who created them." ~ Zora Neale Hurston (1891-1960), American Folklorist
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite." ~ Christopher Hitchens
Not Gods Nor Monsters
