Disappearing Act

I've always been impressed by the pros who can make items disappear from photos.  I know this can be done in Photoshop, but as I understand it's a pain in the ass and very time consuming for us amateurs.

That's why when I heard of a program called Snapheal I was intrigued.

I must say, it does a decent job of doing what it advertises:

This is one of the photos I took for May's 12 on 12 that didn't make the final cut. It took only a few minutes for me to make the sign and the skateboarder in the background disappear. Yeah, there are some obvious areas where adjacent areas were cloned to fill in where the sign was cut, but that's only because I used a pretty large brush. If the areas themselves are smaller, or you're willing to take more time to use a smaller brush multiple times, the program really does do an excellent job of removing unwanted items from your pictures.

In any case, it's super easy to use.

If you have a Mac and have a lot of photos that need doctoring, this might be for you. (It also includes the normal suite of tools for retouching/adjusting image quality and removing dust and scratches.)

Old Photos

Some of my photos from the late 1980s…


So young and innocent…with no clue of what the next sixteen years in The City would bring.

Road Trip Day 2: Spontaneity is the Spice of Life

Who would've thought that we'd find the best Mexican food since leaving Phoenix in a converted Long John Silver's in Gillette, Wyoming?

It's true. Last night we tried a place called Los Compadres (no idea if there's any relation to the Phoenix chain), and except for cole slaw being substituted for the usual shredded lettuce, it had the Arizona Mexican food taste we've been missing all these months.

Today's goal (and in fact, the whole reason for this trip) was Devil's Tower.

Very impressive, even if we didn't have any Close Encounters of the Third—or any other—Kind.

The boulders at the base of the tower are huge:

This is a wood ladder built in the 1890s:

And here is some crazy guy climbing the tower. He was about 2/3 of the way up:

Neither one of us was paying attention to the other when we got dressed this morning. It was only after we were about a half hour from the hotel that we realized we were all matchy-matchy. One of those couples. Ugh.

The baby is due any day now…

This picture gives you a better idea of how incredibly large the boulders are at the base of the tower. I was surprised—and a little disappointed—to learn that none of the boulders (or any of the columns) have fallen for the entire time the tower has been a national park (a little over a hundred years). Seeing one of those columns shear loose would be awesome:

And what would a road trip be without some sneaky pics?

It was around noon when we finished up hiking around the base of the Tower and Ben asked, "Want to go to Mt. Rushmore?"

We checked the travel time (about two hours), and since neither of us had ever been there, we thought, why not?

Not as impressive as Devil's Tower (both of us were expecting it to be a lot bigger), but still worth the effort to get there.

I've also learned (somewhat belatedly) that my fancy-schmancy DSLR takes the best pictures when I set it on Auto or Programmed and don't mess with it…

Rant

Why does every photo organization program for the Mac suck?

I've been a fanboy now for almost three years, and I have yet to find a graphics program for OS X that is as functional as Cerious Software's Thumbs Plus for Windows, something I had been using for pretty close to a decade. Once upon a time Cerious supposedly had a Mac (PowerPC) version available, but that's long gone and nothing is available for Intel-based machines running OS X.  Since the company has only gotten around to updating their Windows version recently, I have no hope whatsoever that they'll ever get around to writing for the Mac platform. The excuse: "ThumbsPlus contains thousands of lines of code, and we're a small company with limited resources." Blah, blah, blah.

That leaves me with only a few viable alternatives.

Apple provides its own native Photo organization tool, iPhoto:

The logic of how iPhoto works has eluded me until very recently. As I understand it (and please someone correct me if I'm wrong), at its core, iPhoto is basically nothing but one big database. If you choose the option to leave all your photos in their original locations on the hard drive when importing, the only thing that's actually in that database are the thumbnails it creates of those photos and any changes you make to the photos from inside iPhoto. In other words, if you adjust color or saturation or anything else inside application, it creates a copy of the original photo inside the database (leaving the original untouched) and applies your changes to that. The only way to update the original on your hard drive is to export it from within the program and overwrite the existing file.

What a load of crap. Seriously Apple, this is the best you can do?

To iPhoto's credit, if you don't need direct access to your original photos or especially care where they're actually located on your hard drive, iPhoto provides some excellent tools for grouping and organizing the photos. Unfortunately, I'm much more file-and-folder oriented (probably because of my Windows  upbringing) and despite its wonderful ability to have a single photo grouped in multiple, virtual "albums" (like having the same  picture filed in "religious absurdity" and "politics"), its way of doing things just doesn't work for me. I'm missing something here, please enlighten me, because I really want to be able to use iPhoto.

With that being the case, for most of these past three years, in lieu of iPhoto, I've been using Adobe Bridge:

Bridge does most of what I need it to do and is very similar to Thumbs Plus in its layout, but it also has the annoying habit of crashing, often when doing any kind of file maintenance. Drag a photo from one folder to another? Guaranteed crash 1 out of 5 times. Adobe's forums are full of examples of this, and their only fix is to effectively send it back to the fresh-out-of-the-box state. All well and good if you haven't gone to all the trouble to set up which panes are displayed, thumbnail size, and file sorting preferences. It works fine for a while after doing that, but then it's soon back to crashing. Not an acceptable answer, Adobe.

But since they aren't even including Bridge with some of their products any longer, I have lost hope that this crashing problem will ever be addressed through a software update.

A very promising alternative I discovered a while ago was XnViewMP:

In fact, it's about the closest thing I've found to Thumbs. But like all Mac photo software, there are things it just doesn't do. You can't drag-and drop photos from one folder to another. Seriously? You have to right-click on the thumbnail, select move and then choose a destination folder from a drop-down menu.

I want to bang my head against the desk.

Rename an image directly while in Thumbnail view?  Can't do it.  Once again, you have to right-click and select rename.

Since XnViewMP for OS X is still in beta, I'm hoping that the author gets his shit together and adds basic, expected functionality to the program before it hits regular release because it really does show promise to finally be the Thumbs Plus replacement that myself and a lot of other people have been desperately longing for on the Mac platform.

I've also tried several other applications, but they were so awful they didn't last long enough on my system for me to even remember what they were.

Moon Over Denver

(Click to embiggen.)

As I was walking home this evening with Ben I noted that the arrangement of the Moon, Jupiter, and Venus in the darkening western sky was even more beautiful than last night and thought, "I really should go out on the balcony and photograph that when we get home," and then promptly forgot about it once we got there.

I happened to glance out the bedroom window about an hour ago and said, "Oh SHIT." Venus was gone, but the Moon and Jupiter were still in the sky. I grabbed my camera and tripod and headed up to the upper level of the parking garage.  I got several good shots, but this was by far my favorite.

Digging Out

Ben and I both needed to get out of the apartment yesterday, so we hopped on public transit to Aurora, where we had breakfast at Big City Burrito.

Colorado Station

Colorado Station

Colorado Station

I want a hat with ears!

Snowbound

After we finished breakfast, we headed back downtown.

Blue Bear is cold.

Ben actually took this shot, but it was too good for me not to post here.

16th Street Mall

Snow Alley

Not much call for that today.

Don't even think about it!

Too Much Foam

Not much need for refrigeration at the moment.

ACME

Snow Day!

Guess who didn't have to go to work today?

But I did venture out this afternoon to capture some scenes of "the worst storm of the season so far" (as all the TeeVee stations are calling it) in the immediate neighborhood.







Anderson gets dusted even when he doesn't go out to play in it.

A Splash of Color

Although I am initially skeptical when he suggests it, I really do love it when Ben forces me to think outside of my usual monochrome box.

Scenes from the Snowpocalypse

 It was at least ten inches. "That's what she said."

 I think one of the baristas must do this for their own amusement. Hard to tell from the photo, but the water's frozen solid.

12 for 12

Or is it 12 on 12? 12 of 12? Whatever. Let's just call it the Untitled Chad Darnell Project.


Another Day Begins


Twigs


Chiclets


"How Bleak Was My Puberty" – Agnes Gooch


At the End of 4 Miles of St00pid


Fire in the Sky


Already Sick of the Shit


Sparkly Vampires Live Here


Lucky Recipient of one of the Verizon SIM Cards That Can't Be Activated. Awaiting Replacement. FAIL.


Spot, My Faithful Companion for the Last 25 Years


Be Gone Before Someone Drops a House On You Too!


Why They're Called Action Figures

Photo

I'm really happy with how this turned out, considering it started as one of those "mistake" shots.

Quote of the Day

"I went into photography because it seemed like the perfect vehicle for commenting on the madness of today's existence." — Robert Mapplethorpe (1946-1989)