This Never Happened To Me.
More Than Once, I’m Sure…
Oops!
Palate Cleanser
Wholesome Content
Nice Top
I’m Going to Hell
I Mean…Who’s To Say?
Is There a Line? A Take-a-Number Machine?
Oh Shit, There It Is…
They’re Gonna Be Calling for Cleanup on Aisle 15 Before Long
Respect Your Elders
Can We Talk?
Yup.
No Lies Detected
Grandma is Now Scarred for Life
The More You Know…
Damn Kids
A Reminder…
I Mean…
Me Next!
Would You?
“You Have No Fucking Idea!”
“Wears a Hat of Someone Else’s Choosing”
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- Curious
- Extraordinary
- Eccentric
- Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
- Inconsistent
- A sunset lover
- Smooth elbows
- A man with specific mannerisms
- Sleeps diagonally
- A perplexment
- Rides the carousel
- An evening botanist
- Classically athletic
- Fraternally-minded
- Wears a light wristwatch
- Gives a careful handshake
- Gives too much change for a dollar
- A fluent swimmer
- A keen-eyed birdwatcher
- Fond of his mother
- Elegant
- Built on an uncertain foundation
- Fluttersome
- A real jackdaw
- Avowed bachelor
- A gentleman of the piers
- Born with the caul
- Limber
- An aesthete
- In the way of uncles
- He throws a party with an open guest list
- Son of the moon
- A boy from Eton
- Always rings twice
- Has a silk bathrobe
- Not quite up-to-code
- He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus
- Stays ahead of the game
- A skillful mountain climber
- Salutes another flag
- An upside-down chimney-sweep





























