You don't ever disrespect the United States Military and think there won't be repercussions.
The Truth of the Matter Is…
…we'd be nuts to think that simply booting out Donald Trump and voting in Joe Biden will be sufficient to solve our country's problems. Our divisions and dysfunctions predate our current president. From the Bork nomination fight to Bush-vs.-Gore to the Merrick Garland fiasco and the repeated government shutdowns of recent years, it is obvious that Trump is as much a reflection of our existing problems as he is a creator of new ones.
But his removal is absolutely essential for any kind of progress. Because, as Biden said Monday, he "sows chaos" and is a "toxic presence" who has "forfeited moral leadership." If anything, those descriptions were understatements. Trump is an unmitigated catastrophe, and all Americans must rouse themselves from their slumbers to vote him out on Nov. 3.
Can't escape 'Handmaid's Tale' dystopia with Trump at helm
Quote of the Day
Saying Biden's America will be worse than our current America is like an abusive spouse telling you that you can't do any better." ~ Infantry0300 on Twitter
The End of an Error
BAT. SHIT. CRAZY.
Furthermore…
…only one of them has their natural hair color.
In Case You Missed It
Hearing these two men speak actually gives me some hope for this country.
Like millions of others, we've been watching the Democratic Convention this week, and I have to say how…refreshing…it is to hear adults in the room again; to hear adults with vocabularies bigger than that of a 5-year old speaking with an eloquence and passion I haven't heard for the last four years.
The Democrats must win the Presidency and flip the Senate this year, or the incredible experiment that was the United States will have failed.
I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but register to vote. Check your registration. Have a plan to vote, in person or by mail. Text VOTE to 30330 for polling information and to get help securing your ballot.
The Undecided
Fuck 'em All
They're Gonna Need More Sage
Toggle Election
From Greg Fallis:
Republican Friend: I've been a moderate Republican all my life. I voted for Trump last time, but I didn't think he'd actually win. I can't bring myself to vote for him this time.
Me: Great. Glad to hear it.
RF: Don't be too glad. I'm not voting for Biden either.
Me: Those are the only choices. Trump or Biden.
RF: I'm voting for Jo Jorgensen.
Me: Who?
RF: Jo Jorgensen.
Me: Who is Jo Jorgensen when she's at home?
RF: She's the Libertarian candidate.
Me: So you're voting for Trump.
RF: No, I'm voting for Jorgensen.
Me: Same thing.
RF: No, it's not. I'm voting my conscience.
Me: Bullshit. You're dodging your conscience.
RF: No, I'm not. I said I can't bring myself to vote for…
Me: Yeah, I know what you said. And I know what you meant. You mean you don't want to feel any responsibility if Trump is re-elected.
RF: No, that's not it.
Me: Bullshit. That's exactly it. You don't want to vote for Trump, but you're not going to do anything to prevent him from being re-elected. You're more concerned with soothing your conscience than with protecting the Constitution.
RF: That's not true. Biden won't fix the nation's prob…
Me: Does Jo Jorgensen have a popcorn fart's chance of winning?
RF: No, but that's not the point. The point is…
Me: Fuck your point. This is a toggle election. The choices are truly binary. Yes or no. Up or down. On or off. Biden or Trump. Those are the only choices.
RF: I have to vote my conscience.
Me: Fuck you and fuck your conscience. You're a coward.
RF: I'm not a…
Me: You're dodging all personal responsibility to act for the good of the nation. It's no different than saying you oppose the pandemic but won't wear a mask. Fuck you.
RF: It's not like that at all.
Me: Did I just say 'Fuck you'? I believe I did. Fuck you again.
RF: Are you angry with me?
Me: Shut up. Go away. Fuck you and everybody you know, you fucking coward.
RF: I understand you're upset.
RF: Hello?
Former Republican Friend: Hello?
We're Right There With Ya, Eric!
I don't say this lightly: when we escape this Trump hell, America needs a Presidential Crimes Commission. It should be made up of independent prosecutors who look at those who enabled a corrupt president. Example 1: Sabotaging the mail to win an election. #SaveThePostOffice
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 14, 2020
This Gives Me Hope
This photo gives me hope for this country, something that has been sorely lacking from my life for the last four years.
MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
I Know I'm Preaching to the Choir Here, But…
Voting To Do List
- Check if you are registered to vote
- Register to vote if you have not
- Check your voter registration deadline (You should register by early September to receive a ballot on time)
- Request your ballot by October
- Send in your ballot by October 20th at the latest so it is received by election day!!!!!!!
- If you miss mail in voting, check your local polling location for election day
~☆Go Vote☆~
Oh Sah-NAP!
If you want to hear Michael Elizabeth Pence's pie hole make sounds (for some reason this didn't want to embed correctly), here's the link to Murphy's original tweet.
A Global Malignancy
Consequences
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A Thought Shared By Many
Works for Me!
Not Zi Best Excuse To Use
Bitch, Slapped
Well, Bitch Did Say There Were Aliens in Government…
Bitch Be CRAY
Total Recall