Especially after seeing that little douchebag's deposition…
Chameleons
AHS: Coven
A lot of people with very important opinions did not much care for this past season of American Horror Story.
I, on the other hand—in spite of some glaring plot holes you could drive a truck into—found it completely enjoyable and of the three seasons, definitely the most entertaining. It was always on my "must watch" list and something I always looked forward to seeing.
Whatever shall I do now that this particular story is finished?
Granted, there wasn't much horror (per se) this year, but I loved the scenery chewing, the set design, and the performances of all involved. Maybe I just have low standards.
Or perhaps not.
From tv.com:
Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk's American Horror Story is a national treasure. When you watch as much supposed "prestige" television as I do, you realize just how special and audacious something like this is. AHS doesn't care about coherent storytelling or logic or reasonable pay-offs. (Most shows ONLY care about those things.) This one operates firmly in dream logic territory because guess what? That's where horror lives too. And guess who horror's next-door neighbor is? Comedy. Both genres thrive in that weird subconscious level below rational thought. Explain a joke and it's no longer funny. Explain a villain's motivations and he's no longer scary. Anybody complaining about AHS's lack of coherence is not only judging it by an incorrect rubric, they're really just admitting being uncomfortable without the safety net of traditional storytelling and they're mistaking that admission with criticism. This is the rare show where both plaudits and disdain are accurate responses, but the fact that that effect is intentional is what pushes it into genius territory. Nothing is less cool than using someone's self-deprecation against them, and that's what the worst critics have been doing: "It's stupid, it makes no sense, it's silly." THAT'S THE POINT.
The most difficult part of any week was staying away from the spoiler-laden reviews on Thursday morning since we rarely stayed up to watch the show when it was actually broadcast (11 pm is rather late for a school night when one has to be up at 5 am the next morning). I confess, I strayed into one of reviews today without having seen the season finale, and wasn't especially surprised when I read who became the next Supreme. (It was an idea I'd been tossing around in my head for weeks.)
I was sad to see two of my favorite characters meet their ends in this final episode, but was also delighted to see karma doled out to two other characters who so richly deserved it.
Again, from tv.com:
Well, that's that. This season is dunzo. I loved it with all of my heart. What a true celebration of actresses and comedy. Don't listen to bozos who complain about it being "a mess" or "it didn't add up" or "it was not as good as previous seasons." Those are FALSE COMPLAINTS. Television doesn't have to conform to some kind of formula. It doesn't have to set things up nor pay them off. It merely has to set off dazzling fireworks in our brains. I don't know if I've seen a drama as brave and hilarious as this one, nor something that trafficked so heavily in dream logic and, uh, nightmare imagery. I am always suspicious of people who think "it made no sense" or "it was unsatisfying" is a legit criticism. What they are really doing is stating a plain fact of a certain kind of storytelling: Few things are as unsettling as surprises, and that's what this show is about.
It will be interesting to see what Messers Murphy and Falchuk come up with for next year.
I cannot wait.
I'm Going to Miss Nan
Aspire to Greatness
RIP, Mr. Johnson
Howdy
Yup.
Best Opening Credits Ever
Problem Solved
Thank you, Erik.
I had to change themes, but at least it's displaying the way I want it to now. More or less.
I Know I've Been Posting a Lot of Animated GIFs Recently
But seriously…I couldn't resist.
Best. Damn. Show. On. Television.
I liked Season One. I loved Season Two. But OMG. Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson and Patti Lupone all in Season Three? I think I just left a wet spot.
And this? Just a small part of The Holy What The Fuckery.
Scenery will be chewed.
Because You Can Never Have Too Many Tardises
Or is that Tardii?
Gotta Love Gibbs
Who Knew?
Accessing Platform 9¾ is child's play for the Tardis…
Want!
Available from Think Geek, of course!
Down The Rabbit Hole
Sometimes you find the strangest stuff on YouTube…
I didn't think it was bad. As re-imaginings go, it looked better than that 1998 movie monstrosity.
Can. Not. Wait.
Late to the Party
So I just started watching The Walking Dead.
Yeah, I know. Late to the party as usual.
The past few days AMC has been running a pre-season 4 marathon, and since there was nothing else on, I thought what the hell…find out what everyone's been raving about.
Now my DVR is full, goddamnit!
Love the story, even though I've never been a big Zombie fan. But the characters are engaging and I got sucked in. Trouble is, it's so intense I can only take about 3-4 episodes at a time before I have to turn it off.
Speaking of sucked, Hello Rick!
But with all Zombie stories, I have one question to ask: What happens when everyone who is not a zombie is eaten and/or converted? The ecology just isn't sustaining. If Zombies can't eat Zombies, what happens when their food supply runs out? And won't they all just eventually decompose anyway?
I guess it's kind of like parasites or bacteria that kill their hosts.
I'm Sure It's Not…
…the first time either John Barrowman or Stephen Amell have found themselves in this situation. Maybe not necessarily together, but still.
Or maybe I'm just projecting.
I can just imagine the off-screen kidding that must've gone on during this scene—especially with Barrowman involved.
Sigh. If this is any indication, Arrow looks like another show I should probably be watching.
Best AHS Scene EVAH
This will mean nothing if you haven't been watching the second season of American Horror Story, but if you have, I'm sure you stood up and applauded Lana's goodbye to Briarwood and Dr. Threadson.
And watching her later blow the filthy rapist's head off was so very satisfying.
Blink, Dammit!
Did You Try Rebooting?
I Absolutely Trust Him
Looks About Right
Eccleston
Tennant
Smith
Well That's Unfortunate
…to see the manner of your death.
The 12 Archetypes
Doctor Who characters as associated with the twelve common character archetypes.
Doctor Who Has Ruined Me
I'd Turn Around and Leave Too
Twisted. Just Twisted
Just when you think this series can't get any more bizarre than it was last season…
In other words, I love it.