Category: Star Trek

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Was it Earthquakes?

I wish the creators of Star Trek would decide where in the fuck to put Starfleet Headquarters. I mean seriously. That place has moved more than I have over the last 40 years. In Star Trek The Motion Picture it looks like it's somewhere near the Palace of Fine Arts:

Then it magically moves to the Presidio:

Then, in the Marin Headlands?

And most recently, in Picard, it's taken over Horseshoe Bay and pushed into the Bay itself?

I know the story spans a couple centuries and the San Andreas has undoubtedly slipped more than once during that time, but c'mon…pick a site and stick with it.

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We Are The Borg

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

A couple months ago Ben started watching Star Trek Voyager reruns on Netflix. It's obvious from his encyclopedic knowledge of the episodes that it hit his life about the same time TOS did mine. I was never a big fan of Voyager, and I finally have up on its original run sometime after the third or fourth season. It wasn't the storylines or the acting; it was the fact that it relied way too heavily on technobabble when they couldn't come up with any other explanation of why something happened.

I have to admit however that I got caught up in the show this time around. It started out as background noise while I was doing other things, but started capturing more and more of my attention. The technobabble wasn't as distracting as I remember (perhaps because our own lives are now peppered with it), but as we enter our viewing the seventh and final season, something else is annoying the ever-loving fuck out of me: the doctor. Did one of the writers have a hard-on for Robert Picardo? It seems he's become the focus of every other story.

But I digress. I came here to discuss the Borg, not the hologram.

In Voyager we learned a lot about the Borg, but the fundamental question remains unanswered: who are they? Where did they originally come from? Okay, so they're a big bad hive mind that goes around gobbling up civilizations across the galaxy, but why?

As an acting coach might say, "What is their motivation?"

Some fan fiction posits they came from or are the biproduct/source of VGER (Star Trek: The Motion Picture). I propose something else entirely, although how exactly it would work remains unclear: we are the Borg. Whether they came from the future or via an alternate timeline that breached our own.

Even if this doesn't fit into the Star Trek universe, I can still easily see our civilization spreading out into the Universe, not as peaceful emissaries and seekers of knowledge, but as rapacious beasts, harvesting whatever we come across in the name of progress and—most importantly—capitalism. I can see us becoming the Borg. We are the alien invaders that figure so prominently in our entertainment. Our current civilization is obsessed with acquisition and control. How is that not unlike the Borg, and if you take it to its absurd conclusion?

And why are there no non-humanoid Borg? We know non-humanoid life forms exist in the Star Trek universe. Why do we not see them assimilated?

And for that matter, has anyone ever seen a Ferngi Borg?

I posed this question on Twitter some time ago, and Sean responded by citing a specific instance where a non-human Borg was featured and pointed out that humanoids in this galaxy are so prevalent because they all descended from a single "seed" deposited by some ancient, unknown species and one would assume that seed included the original Borg.

I also just watched an episode with an assimilated Klingon. But in both cases, these were still humanoid. I'm talking about a distinctly non-humanoid Borg, say for example, a Xindi?

Are they simply not interested in anything that walks on more than two legs? Is it because it's more cost/resource efficient for their implants to be "one size fits all" (as long as it's humanoid)? I doubt we will ever get a definitive answer.