Where was the most inappropriate place you rubbed one out?
The most inappropriate place I can think of was in the back seat of my grandparents' car one summer while we were heading back to their house after doing grocery shopping. My mom and grandmother were in the front seat and—as far as I could tell—totally oblivious to what I was doing in the back. In the interest of complete disclosure, I seem to remember it involving the infamous nude centerfold of Burt Reynolds, but the date of that publication doesn't coincide with the time frame of our last summer in Massachusetts when I recall this happening. (That was 1968, and that particular issue of Cosmo—which I can't imagine either my grandmother or mother purchasing, BTW—came out in 1972.) So it's either my memory at fault or more broadly another incidence of the infamous Mandela Effect.