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Doing My Part

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WOKE.

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Wet Venus

A map of Venus showing what it would look like if it possessed the same amount of water as Earth.

Interesting…

I often wonder if humans didn’t originate there (or Mars, for that matter), fucked up their ecosphere like we’re doing now, and a few thousand (or whatever number constitutes a viable genetic diversity breeding minimum) managed to escape to Earth to start the cycle all over.

Once again I am reminded of the famous line from Battlestar Galactica: “All this has happened before and will happen again.”

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Well, That Was an Expensive Morning

I took Rabbit in for an oil change today. Turns out he also needed a fuel line and coolant flush. And there was a crack in the coolant reservoir. (That explained the slow leak on the carport floor.) I thought about putting it off, but I can’t afford a really expensive repair, so better to do it now.

Unless we snag a winning lottery ticket, this will be my last car and I’ve got to keep it working. The good thing is that after January 31st, my mileage will drop to next to nothing…

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Science is Cool

This photograph shows us the other side of the Moon, which we usually do not see. It was captured by the Chinese Chang’e 5-T1 spacecraft.

Humans are exploring space, and frankly at this point I don’t care which flag it happens under…

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DJT, Protector of Women…

Trump: Women, I am your protector.

Women: You’re what?

Trump: You will no longer be abandoned, lonely, or scared.

Women: Okay, dude, you’re creeping the fuck out of us right now.

Trump: You will no longer be in danger.

Women: Oh shit, we are deffo in danger now.

Trump: Your groceries will be more affordable.

Women: [looking at each other] The fuck?

Trump: You will be able to turn on your faucet and have water come out.

Women: [looking at each other] Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve got segue whiplash.

Trump: You will no longer have to be depressed or unhappy.

Women: While you’re talking, there isn’t enough Xanax in the world.

Trump: You will no longer have to think about abortion.

Women: Uh, yeah, I’m pretty sure we will.

Trump: You will no longer have to worry about strangers eating your cats.

Women: Jesus suffering fuck, this guy.

Trump: I will protect women at a level they have never seen before.

Women: Fuck you in the neck, we can protect ourselves.

Trump: Nobody protects women more than me.

Women: We’re calling E. Jean Carroll right now.

Trump: Women will be happy.

Women: [Picking up stones] Feeling happier already.

EDITORIAL NOTE: We must burn the patriarchy. Burn it to the ground. Burn it, gather the ashes, piss on them, douse them in kerosene, set them on fire again. Burn the patriarchy, then drive a stake directly through the ashes where its black heart used to be. Set fire to the stake. Keep burning it, over and over. Burn it for generations. Nuke it from orbit. Then find a good book, some chocolates, and a cozy chair. Maybe with a cat.

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