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We Got Us a Presidential Buddy Movie!
From Gregfallis.com:
“Alright, buddy, I’ll see you soon.” That’s how Democratic POTUS nominee Kamala Harris ended her phone call asking Gov. Tim Walz to be her running mate. She calls him ‘buddy.’
Buddy is one of those familiar terms with a murky etymology. It’s thought to have evolved from butty, an 18th century term for ‘work-mates’ associated with Welsh coal miners. It’s a wonderfully informal word describing close but informal friendships. Buddy has been mostly associated with men, but these days gender is a lot more fluid than it used to be. Oddly enough, that cultural shift has been supported by popular culture in the form of buddy movies.
Buddy movies are basically male rom-coms. Romantic comedies between hetero men. They’re not sexual (usually), but they’re about two people who are intimately close to each other, engaged in some sort of adventure. And people, that’s what we’ve got with Harris/Walz. We got us a buddy movie. Kamala and Tim’s Excellent Adventure.
Sure, in some ways it’s a non-trad buddy movie. I mean, we’re talking about a whip smart mixed race woman former DA from California and a classic Midwestern Dad who’s a balding former social studies teacher and high school football coach. But in all the ways that matter, it’s an absolutely classic pairing. Most buddy movies revolve around two people from different backgrounds with different personalities who go through episodic shit and in the end gain mutual respect and a stronger relationship.
And Coach Walz is perfect casting. He’s the polar opposite of the GOP notion of masculinity. He’s not loud, he’s not a bully, he’s not aggressive, he’s not domineering, he’s not suffering from testosterone poisoning, he’s not brutally competitive. He’s compassionate, caring, practical, thoughtful, considerate, helpful. Walz is the kind of guy who’s not only loan his neighbor a hedge trimmer, he’d also offer to help trim the hedge. And he’d know HOW to trim a hedge.

Tim Walz appears to be a sort of counter-Kamala, but he’s not…and that’s much of what makes this buddy team work. He’s what Kamala Harris would be if she’d grown up a white boy in Nebraska. And she’s what Coach Walz would be if he’d grown up a mixed race girl who moved frequently as a child. They bring together a weird melding of experiences and cultures that work perfectly together. (Editorial Note: yeah, I don’t know if that whole ‘who they’d be’ business is accurate in any way, but it like it so I’m keeping it.)
I’m telling you, we need a campaign poster in which Harris and Walz are dressed in Men in Black suits and shades, with the tagline “Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe.” We need a poster of them in ordinary clothes and the tagline “The Not-So-Odd Couple.” We need a poster of them in Wyld Stallyns t-shirts, standing outside a phone booth, with the tagline “Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!”
This presidential campaign is going to be different. Yes, it’ll get ugly at times, and yes we’ll probably be disappointed by something Harris or Walz does, and yes yes yes we’ll still have to see Trump and JD being creepy and hostile and mean-spirited. But buddy movies are all about two people overcoming that shit by being supportive of each other. And the very best buddy movies, like the very best rom-coms, have happy endings.
And let also say this: we fucking deserve a happy ending.
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Maybe Our Robot Overlords Will Treat Us Better Than We Treat Ourselves
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So Cool!
Every named Crew Member of the USS Enterprise’s historic five-year mission from Star Trek: The Original Series.
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Quote of the Day

I’m not bothered by gay people or transsexual people. They don’t impact my life, they don’t hurt my life. I love when people are in love. You wanna be a woman? Be a woman. You wanna be a dude, be a dude. Be whatever you fucking want. As long as you ain’t hurting anybody, I’m on your team.” ~ Howard Stern
Indeed. Well past time to bring back a sadly neglected skill set called Minding Your Own Fucking Business.
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Vomiting It All Up
This is Getting Under Their Skin. Keep It Up.
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EXACTLY.
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My Spirit Animal
If this retrograde Mercury is anything like April’s, this is going to be a long fucking month…
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And This, Children…
…is why Phoenix doesn’t get rain. This is a perfect illustration of the heat bubble that rises over the city during the otherwise wet, monsoon months of summer. And why does this happen? Because the entire valley is paved over. The pavement absorbs the heat during the day, and then re-radiates it all night (which is also why we seldom drop below 90F in July/August). Storms approach, but dissipate or just split and go around this heat bubble, leaving the city dry.
Tucson to the south of us on the other hand, has retained its natural character and isn’t paved over nearly as much, allowing it to get those beautiful summer monsoon storms.
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Also Monday
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Monday
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Almost Complete!
Almost complete. Just missing MDNA, Who’s That Girl, and Evita. (MDNA is arriving next week.)
Madge (I’m two months older than she is)—along with Pet Shop Boys—has provided the soundtrack of my life, especially during the height of their influence in the 80s and 90s. I will forever associate Papa Don’t Preach and West End Girls with my arrival in San Francisco.
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Deal With It.
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Oh Snap!
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AMEN!
Hey MAGA…
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Right?!
This Map Still Fascinates Me After All These Years
This map of the Atlantic Ocean floor, created in 1968, is based on depth surveys conducted by Bruce Heezen and Marie Tharp. Heinrich Berann painted the map for National Geographic magazine. — in New York, NY.
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VOTE BLUE!
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Fuck You, Instagram!
Every time I log in through the web. EVERY GODDAMNED TIME!
The fucking app forced me to change my password six times yesterday, and as of 11 pm last night it was still giving me issues.
I guess I pissed off the algorithm by flagging too many ads as inappropriate or posting too much political bullshit. Yet there are “influencer” accounts that post nothing but soft core porn and they seem to be doing just fine.
I closed the account I had since 2009 in 2012 when Instagram was bought out by Facebook. I almost immediately regretted that and came back, but what Instagram has become over the past twelve years bears little resemblance to what it once was: a fun, lighthearted place where people posted photos of their food or pets, or just random shots they’d taken during the day. I know what I see is determined by who I follow, but it still seems like it’s now a feculent, toxic hellstew of brain-dead influencers, pathetic, validation-starved men showing their enormous bulges, guys whose self-worth seems to revolve around their abs and pits, and ads. Ads, ads, ads. Every third post is an ad for some stupid piece of crap or something advertised that “you can’t live without” that you wouldn’t buy even if you saw it in person.
I closed my Facebook account a decade or more ago because it too, had simply gotten too toxic. It wasn’t easy, fighting that urge to log back in and reactivate everything was a daily struggle for months. But eventually the need passed and I moved on with my life. I know Instagram has become the same unhealthy addiction that Facebook had become and that I need to walk away from it, but I’m not quite ready to give Meta the stiff middle finger it so richly deserves. At least not yet.
So what are my alternatives? In addition to this blog (which I do not want to share with everyone I know on Instagram) I also have an account on Tumblr; again, not exactly something I want to share with Insta for many of the same reasons. I suppose I could set up a second, SFW Tumblr account and direct everyone who follows me on Instagram to go there?
Thoughts?
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It’s The Hypocrisy, Stupid – Part Infinity
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Vintage Audio Pr0n
Sunday Sacrilege
A Gentle Reminder…
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Right?!
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Vomiting It All Up
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So…50 Guillotines So We Can Do It All At The Same Time?
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