(You’ll figure it out. The tell is that I’m smiling…)
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Shitposting since 2005
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Check, check, check, check and check!
That chocolate cake looks delicious right about now.
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This is what we are up against Democrats. SO please make sure you are registered to vote, make sure you know your polling place and vote blue up and down every ballot and in every election.
VOTE BLUE.
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Ben and I are actually convinced that all Hollywood writers have Daddy Issues based on the storylines they’re churning out.
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I remember that I had one jacket whose pockets were large enough to accommodate my Discman back in the day. And it was still a struggle to get it in.
That’s what she said!
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…it’s common knowledge that you’re a big ‘ol cocksucker who regularly takes it up the ass from paid rentboys. EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THIS. Is this what has caused you to get on your knees and bury your face in Trump’s ass? What has Vonschitzenpants got on your that no one knows about, or do you stupidly believe that no one knows about your proclivities?
VOTE BLUE.
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Look them in the eye and tell them how Joe Biden wanted to codify reproductive rights, ensuring them forever, but he was old. So, you voted for the Party that has repeatedly said they would ban abortion, and some of whom want to repeal the right of women to vote! Or, (just as bad) you decided not to vote at all.
VOTE BLUE.
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