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As If Anyone Needed To Be Reminded
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Jury Selection

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No Lies Detected

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I’m Surprised It Took That Long
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How’s That Witness Intimidation Going, Donny?
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If The Sinking Of The Titanic Happened Today
We Know That Day’s Never Gonna Happen
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I Love This Weather Forecast!
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Someone Duct Tape That Asshole!
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Right?!
I take some solace in knowing that if the Multiverse Theory is correct, in at least one of those universes, Hillary Clinton is celebrating her second presidential term.
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“Computer! END PROGRAM!!!”
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Someone Needs His Diaper Changed
Wise Words
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Another Useful Guide
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Immediately. That’s How Long.
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A Handy Guide
I’ll admit I’m an abject failure at keeping a clean house. I wasn’t always this way. I remember sending pictures of a new apartment I’d moved into in the early 2000s to a friend and he replied, “You moved into a model home?”
But lately…if I just ignore it, it will all go away, right?
I also never understood why everything in my dad’s place would be absolutely covered with dust. “I start cleaning and just run out of energy,” he’d say. I’m now at the age that he was when I started noticing his once-pristine environment becoming increasingly unkempt—and now I understand why.
It also doesn’t help to have that extensive collection of tchotchkes that make dusting an absolute nightmare…
It’s gotten to the point where Ben and I have discussed having someone come in once a week toi give the place a quick once-over (dusting, vacuuming, mopping the floors), or at the least once-a-month deep clean (all the above plus doing the bathroom).
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I Just…Can’t
Well, It Certainly Was When I Was In College…
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Western Time Zones
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Who’s With Me?
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Just Sayin’
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Sunday Sacrilege
Any 70s Era Gay Bar in the US
Because It’s True
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Palate Cleanser
Best Buds
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I’d Hate To Be The Ketchup Cleaner At Mar-A-Lago
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