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Reposted From 2016

Let’s see if any of my answers have changed…

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open. Closed.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Depends on the product.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out. In at the foot, out elsewhere.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? At work, constantly.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Constantly. Nope.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8: Do you have freckles? No.

9: Do you always smile for pictures? Sometimes.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Willful ignorance.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Yes.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.

13: What about pooped in the woods? Yes.

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? No.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? Just one, but then again, I sleep with him every night.

17: What size is your bed? Queen. King.

18: What is your Song of the week? I’ve had the slowed down version of Jolene as an earworm man times this week. Don’t really have one. I’m all over the spectrum these days.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes.

20: Do you still watch cartoons? Who, me? Not really. 

21: Whats your least favorite movie? Least favorite? As in on the list of your top 10 movies, what’s on the bottom of the list?

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Sadly, that’s a question I’ll never have to worry about.

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? 38

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ranch dressing.

25: What is your favorite food? Mexican. Bring on those Taco Trucks next Tuesday!

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Personal Services, Auntie Mame, The Fifth Element. 

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My husband.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Not now.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Last Christmas. 2016?

31: Can you change the oil on a car? Yes.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.

33: Ever ran out of gas? No.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Chicken salad. Tuna salad.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Scrambled eggs. Eggs over medium.

36: What is your usual bedtime? 10-ish.

37: Are you lazy? Not as lazy as I’d like to be.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? The three I remember are a devil, an astronaut, and a dragon.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Dog.

40: Are you horny? Not like I was when I was in my 30s.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos.

43: Are you stubborn? I can be.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? They both need to retire. Are they still alive?

45: Ever watch soap operas? No.

46: Are you afraid of heights? It all depends on the situation.

47: Do you sing in the car? After a fashion.

48: Do you sing in the shower? No.

49: Do you dance in the car? Yes. No.

50: Ever used a gun? No.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 1981.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? No.

53: Is Christmas stressful? Yes.

54: Ever eat a pierogi? Yes.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Blueberry.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Architect, Astronomer

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Once upon a time. Not any more.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.

59: Take a vitamin daily? No.

60: Wear slippers? No, but I really need to in this house.

61: Wear a bath robe? Not for years.

62: What do you wear to bed? T-shirt and underwear.

63: First concert? I think it was Captain & Tenille.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.

65: Nike or Adidas? None of the above.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Yes, please.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds, shelled.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No.

69: Ever take dance lessons? No.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? How about my spouse. He’s a teacher. School administrator.

71: Can you curl your tongue? Yes.

72: Ever won a spelling bee? Came in 2nd once.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes, when I learned the radiation treatments had been successful.

74: Own any record albums? A few.

 

75: Own a record player? Yes.

76: Regularly burn incense? No.

77: Ever been in love? Yes, and I still am.

78: Who would you like to see in concert? I wish I’d been able to see Donna Summer. She was supposed to come to Phoenix during the summer of 1979 at the height of her popularity—and I even had tickets—and she canceled for health reasons. Kraftwerk.

79: What was the last concert you saw? Bette Midler.

80: Hot tea or cold tea? Cold tea.

81: Tea or coffee? Tea. Coffee.

82: Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles.

83: Can you swim well? Reasonably.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.

85: Are you patient? To a point.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ.

87: Ever won a contest? Yes.

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89: Which are better, black or green olives? Black.

90: Can you knit or crochet? No.

91: Best room for a fireplace? The Living Room.

92: Do you want to get married? I am married.

93: If married, how long have you been married? 3 years. 10 years.

94: Who was your HS crush? Which year? Tom Pleger, Mike Knigge, or Dan Baxa?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.

96: Do you have kids? No.

97: Do you want kids? No.

98: Whats your favorite color? Teal.

99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yes, but missing will not bring him back from the dead. Yes, I miss a lot of someones, but missing them will not bring them back from the dead.

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Guilty as FUCK


Ooooh Trumplethinskin is in TROUBLE

The problem with the big orange dumb dumb is he won’t listen to his lawyers

You can’t tell a narcissist to do anything

Imaginr putting Trump on a debate stage with Pence & Christie & he calls one or both of them a rat a snitch a traitor…boom witness intimidation. LOCK HIM UP.

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He Just Can’t Help Himself

After being admonished by the judge for yesterday’s threat on social media, he’s back at it tonight. It’s like he’s daring the judge to throw him in jail, thinking he’s untouchable; like a three year old testing the limits of his parents’ rules.

LOCK HIM UP.

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Vintage Audio Pr0n

Sansui AU-2000 Integrated Stereo Amplifier (1977-79)

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I think I just orgasmed.

(But not $3800 worth. Yes, that’s what they’re asking for it.)

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The Girls are BACK!

From Margret & Helen:

TRUMP IS A HEMORRHOID

Margaret,

What the hell is wrong with the Republican Party?  I mean, fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me.  Fool me for three indictments and 78 felony counts… and we haven’t even heard from the Georgia DA yet. Surely I am not the  only fat lady dying to sing.

McCarthy and company are the largest group of asshats on the planet. And that is saying something considering they share the planet with Elon Musk and his Musketeers. Please, for the love of God, you need to pull your heads out of your asses and finally start acting like the political leaders you were elected to be. The man lied to you. But it’s always about money and power. Always. How are we supposed to unite as a country if you bozos can’t even unite against that lunatic?

Honey, I get it. I really do. Trump has the right to say whatever he wants.  He has the right to lie and scream and cry that he didn’t lose the election. That’s his First Amendment Right. In fact, he’s lying all the way to the bank using his unsuspecting supporter’s donations to pay for lawyers. Trump lies all day, every day.  It’s what he does. And he does it because you let him. You shouldn’t hate a dog for having fleas. It’s what they do. But you should at the very least expect better from your party’s leader.

And yet, you are sticking with him.  Defending him even. A liar. And not just any liar, but one willing to break the law in an attempt to justify his lies. That is your candidate for President? Are you kidding me? He might build skyscrapers, but his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.  Being rich doesn’t make you smart. And being Trump doesn’t make you anything other than annoying as hell.

Trump is a hemorrhoid.

Let me explain. Hemorrhoids, also called piles, are enlarged veins in your rectum and anus. They can lead to itching, burning, bleeding, and discomfort, especially when sitting down.  A hemorrhoid is something that annoys you for doing nothing more than simply sitting down. That is Trump.

When he mocked a disabled person years ago, we had to stand up. We had to say something because you paragons of morality wouldn’t. Making fun of the disabled is wrong. Everybody knows that. You learn that in kindergarten. In fact, everything you need to know about being a decent human being, you learn in kindergarten. Trump clearly never went to kindergarten.

When he called nations shit-hole countries simply because they are filled with predominantly darker-skinned people, we had to stand up because you Trumpers wouldn’t.

When he lied to everyone about the pandemic, we had to stand up because you Trumpers wouldn’t.  For crying out loud, we all heard him suggest drinking bleach.

Seriously. What is wrong with you?

We had to stand up, because a criminal was elected to our highest office and you all set idly by in Congress. You are supposed to be the check and balance for exactly this kind of shit. You kept a lying, thieving, narcissist, adulterer in the White House. The moron cheated on his first wife with his second wife and then on that wife with his third wife and then on that wife with a beauty queen and then a porn star while the third wife was pregnant. Did you really think he was going to be honest with you? Seriously? The grab them by the pussy guy. The sharpie pen weather map guy. The rolls of paper towels throwing guy. The stare at the sun guy. The racist are very fine people guy. The if she wasn’t my daughter, I would date her guy. He’s a grown man who still thinks name calling is how you win a debate.

In 2020 more than 81 million of us stood up and did your jobs for you. We voted that clown out of office. And then we made the mistake of sitting down thinking we had successfully given you a hemorrhoidectomy. But that God damn hemorrhoid came back. And you cowards welcomed him with open arms.

He led an insurrection against our nation. You had to flee the Capitol. I’m looking at you Josh Hawley. His supporters showed up with a noose. They literally took a shit in the halls of our nation’s Capitol. And you just sat back down regardless of how much that hemorrhoid was burning you.

He was indicted for the first time, and all of you stayed seated.

He was found guilty of sexual assault, and I so badly wanted to stand up, but I was sure you finally would. That one was hard to stay quiet about. So hard.

He was indicted for the second time, and the itching and burning was so bad, and Margaret and I almost got up. We really did want to stand up again.  But we are old and tired so we stayed on our asses while that orange hemorrhoid itched and burned. We assumed you would do the right thing. But you didn’t.  He’s the leading candidate in the Republican Party because you refused to tell his supporters the truth.

Let me say that out loud again. Twice impeached, thrice indicted Donald J Trump is the leading candidate in the Republican Party… again.  Bless your hearts. With your heads so far up your asses how do you manage to still drag your knuckles to the Capitol for your next hearing on Hunter?

And did you not think other hemorrhoids wouldn’t show up? Did you really not think Trump would give rise to the likes of DeSantis and Greene?

Eventually, a hemorrhoid gets too big, and you can’t even sit down anymore. Trump has been indicted for a third time and just like that… we’re standing again because you won’t.

So here we stand. Margaret and Helen. Two old women who aren’t afraid to speak our minds, but who should be allowed to at least sit in peace.  We’ve never been elected to anything, but we’ve got Preparation H and a huge hemorrhoid to deal with.

So buckle your seatbelts folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. This time, we aren’t just coming for Trump. Margaret and I are coming for the whole damn Republican Party.

You should have stood up. I mean it. Really.

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