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You’re a collection of atoms that somehow learned to think about themselves thinking. To feel feelings about having feelings and be aware that you’re aware.

Do you understand how unhinged that is?

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A Cure For My Biggest Complaints About MacOS Tahoe

There were two things that immediately turned me off to macOS Tahoe. First and foremost was the removal of Launchpad. Secondly was the much-touted liquid glass.

I hated both so much in fact (not to mention the myriad of other annoying graphic glitches) that I after 48 hours of work that was unnecessarily difficult, I successfully reverted back to macOS Sequoia. But with the arrival of Tahoe 26.3 and the general consensus from the community that the majority of the glitches had been ironed out, I went ahead and upgraded again.

This time, however, I came prepared with the couple months’ worth of knowledge that came in the wake of this release.

Apple finally fixed the transparency bug that allows you to get rid of liquid glass by toggling “reduce transparency” in the Display section of the Accessibility pane of System Settings.

The lack of Launchpad was solved by a third-party program called LaunchOS. It restores the Launchpad that we all know and love, and it’s well worth the $6 for the permanent license.

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Every single night, you leave your body, hallucinate vividly for hours, forget almost all of it, and wake up like nothing happened.

You do this every night. And you call it “sleep” like it’s not completely insane.

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You are a ghost piloting a skeleton covered in meat, riding a rock hurtling through infinite space at 67,000 miles per hour.

And you’re worried about what to post?

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This Is Not Where I Thought They Split My Jaw

I saw my dentist today for the first time since last September’s surgery. This is not where I thought they split my jaw. All this time I was thinking it was front and center when it turns out it was behind my last molar. This also explains why they didn’t have to remove any teeth and why I have no feeling in my lower jaw; they had to cut the nerve!

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