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A Question That Unfortunately Needs to be Asked
Let’s See the Slimebucket Try to Slither Out of This
They’re Finally Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud
No Comment Necessary
Dysrationalia
The Arrest I Would Most Like to See…
What Words Should Mean Based on Spelling
From Infidel 753
More revised word definitions—what the words visibly should mean, based on spelling…
Alternate: To transform Nathan
Assailant: Your buttocks are making a small insect sick
Calamity: Harmonious feelings in California
Crochet: An animal similar to an alligator, but not gay
Detest: To rescind an exam
Endanger: To put a stop to rage
Extort: A former cause of civil action
Gothic: To have hiccups
Horace: A contest of speed among prostitutes
Lagoon: The female thug
Manager: Something that causes an adult male to get older
Palace: The frilly fabric your dad likes
Perpetrate: A charge based on the number of animals you have
Polynesia: The inability to remember parrots
Propose: In favor of standing in a certain way
Rearmed: Medication for buttocks
Rebellion: To put a clanging musical instrument back on an atom which has lost some of its electrons
Teasing: To musically praise a mildly-caffeinated beverage
Transport: A city which isn’t actually a port, but identifies as one
Trumpet: A miniature version of Donald Trump
Warplane: The part of the highway reserved for starships moving faster than light
[The previous “improving words” post is here.]
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Woof
Something We All Should Be Doing
CAN YOU SAY PROJECTION?
Another Day Ending in Y in The United States
Saturday Night Fever
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Crunch Time
For those of you who are new or who haven’t been following, Ben and I are moving back into our old house. The movers come Thursday. The renovations took a bit longer than originally estimated (and to be honest, are still ongoing), but we have a signed lease and come hell or high water we’re out of here by 11:59 pm Friday. This is the last weekend before the big move, so it’s crunch time. Since we are hiring movers to disassemble, load, drive, deliver, and reassemble, we need as much in boxes as humanly possible. I finally got serious last night after ignoring it for too many weeks and got my vinyl boxed. I would say at this point we’re 80% of the way there with everything and anything that isn’t packed yet is stuff we’ll need for the next five days.
Yeah, right. Who am I kidding?
At least I’m no longer having nightmares about the moving truck pulling up with nothing having been packed yet.
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Oliver Makes a Good Point
Because Republicans and MAGATs (is there any difference any more?) don’t think that far ahead. They don’t think things through. Everything is an immediate gut reaction.
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Go Ahead. Take a Sniff.
The End is Near
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Judge Weighs Whether or Not to Compel Pence’s Testimony
A federal judge heard arguments today in a dispute between former Vice President Mike Pence, attorneys for former President Donald Trump and special counsel Jack Smith over whether Pence can be compelled to testify in Smith’s probe of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol
Lawyers for Trump & Pence were in Federal court arguing for executive privilege today
Pence is a subsidiary of the Trump Crime Syndicate.
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Irredeemably
Fuck Rand Paul
The party of law and order defending a criminal and basically saying if you’re rich and you’re white and you’re male…you should be able to do whatever you want
Either no one is above the law or we should just accept that we’re in a Plutocracy.
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Why?!
Why are there no consequences for this incitement?
He’s going to get MORE people killed
#pagingMerrickGarland get off your ass and DO SOMETHING about this
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Why Are Evangelicals So Frightened of Knowledge?
It’s All About POWER
Disappointed Again
#InstitutionalCowardice
You don’t need months of investigations to know an AR-15 should be banned.
400 scared cops proves it.
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