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Why The Hell Not?
Genuinely…just make up your own explanation for the universe. I make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when I’m hurt or need help, I toss a prayer out into the universe. I know they’re not real—I know that—but they’re a good scapegoat for my problems.”
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The Illustrated Man (NSFW)
He took his shirt off and wadded it in his hands. He was covered with Illustrations from the blue tattooed ring about his neck to his belt line.
“It keeps right on going,” he said, guessing my thought. “All of me is Illustrated. Look.” He opened his hand. On his palm was a rose, freshly cut, with drops of crystal water among the soft pink petals. I put my hand out to touch it, but it was only an Illustration.
As for the rest of him, I cannot say how I sat and stared, for he was a riot of rockets and fountains and people, in such intricate detail and color that you could hear the voices murmuring small and muted, from the crowds that inhabited his body. When his flesh twitched, the tiny mouths flickered, the tiny green-and-gold eyes winked, the tiny pink hands gestured. there were yellow meadows and blue rivers and mountains and stars and suns and planets spread in a Milky Way across his chest. The people themselves were in twenty or more odd groups upon his arms, shoulder, back, sides and wrists, as well as on the flat of his stomach. You found them in forests of hair, lurking among a constellation of freckles, or peering from armpit caverns, diamond eyes aglitter. Each seemed intent upon his own activity, each was a separate gallery portrait.
—Ray Bradbury, The Illustrated Man
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Just Put it in an IV and We’re Good to Go
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Just Desserts
What? It Doesn’t?
The More You Know ⭐️

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How?
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Tell Us Something We Didn’t Know
From Mock Paper Scissors:
In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh.
Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally unstable” Donald Trump in the 2016 US presidential election during a closed session of Russia’s national security council, according to what are assessed to be leaked Kremlin documents….
They agreed a Trump White House would help secure Moscow’s strategic objectives, among them “social turmoil” in the US and a weakening of the American president’s negotiating position.
Russia’s three spy agencies were ordered to find practical ways to support Trump, in a decree appearing to bear Putin’s signature.
But why Lord Damp Nut?
There is a brief psychological assessment of Trump, who is described as an “impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual who suffers from an inferiority complex”.
There is also apparent confirmation that the Kremlin possesses kompromat, or potentially compromising material, on the future president, collected – the document says – from Trump’s earlier “non-official visits to Russian Federation territory”.
The paper refers to “certain events” that happened during Trump’s trips to Moscow. Security council members are invited to find details in appendix five, at paragraph five, the document states. It is unclear what the appendix contains.
And sadly that is where it ends, so no Russian Pee Hookers… yet.
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365 Days of UNF: Day 196 (NSFW)
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365 Days of UNF: Day 195
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Oh Snap!
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Help a Guy Out?
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Guilty as Charged!
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I Knew the Jinn Were Our Friends
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You Know That Look
Oh, That’s Nice
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Is This True?
I’m Right There With Ya, Hobbes…
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Inhale
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Hey Daddy…
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PSA
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Gratuitous Oliver Jackson Cohen
I’m at a Place in My Life…
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365 Days of UNF: Day 194
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Words of Wisdom
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Because…murika!!!
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#Relatable
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