ALL. OF. THIS. IS. YOUR. FAULT.

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I know this is a week old, but it still makes me laugh.
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Here’s the truth: Trump’s supporters don’t measure his success by what he does for them, they measure by what he does against people they don’t like. That’s why they see him as being “successful,” and why they will never abandon him. His tormenting of the “others” sustains them.” ~ Corey Reynolds via Twitter.
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That’s what Ben and I are starting to call it as we continue to slog our way through the fifteen (sixteen? seven hundred?) seasons of Supernatural. We just started season six, and I’ve got only one thing to ask:
How does anyone find the will to go on from one episode to the next without putting a boot through their television or a bullet in their head?
So much shark jumping.
So many plot holes you can drive a fleet of trucks through.
So many still-unresolved Daddy Issues. Seriously guys…see a shrink for chrissake!
And while you’re there you might want to discuss the whole “wincest” vibe that’s going on between you in almost every episode. I just want to yell, “Would you two just FUCK and get it over with already?! Jesus!”
Or is all this supposed to be part of the show’s charm?
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Good lord, who is that man with the full head of dark, luxurious hair and the flat stomach?!
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Have you ever been in front of a man who’s man spreading so wide that it takes every fiber of your being to not just jump on him and swallow his dick and let him take you how he wants?


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I worked here in one of the anchor stores, Broadway Southwest, in 1978. I documented Metrocenter’s downfall a couple years ago, and just learned the other day that it’s shuttering completely at the end of the month. I have so many good memories of this place from my high school and college years. (And just so you know, all—save for one—are non-sexual in nature, you perverts.) It was the place to go and hang out. When it opened in 1974, it was so futuristic.
It’s sad, but I suppose life moves on.
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I keep forgetting that Chris Pratt’s character has an actual name in Jurassic World.
To me it’s just Chris Pratt.
Doing his job.
Saving the world.
Guarding the galaxy.
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Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn’t in the job.” ~ Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
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