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A Thing of Beauty

But—at least for the moment—he still holds the nuclear codes, and that has me terrified.

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Fuck.

I should’ve realized something was up when the dogs let me sleep in until almost 5:30, even though one started making noise around 4:45 and I thought, “Please God no. I only went to bed at 12.” The living room light (on WEMO plug) wasn’t on. I figured it had malfunctioned, or had done a firmware update or some shit. So I got up and let the dogs out, and as I was getting their breakfast together, wondering what I was going to fix to take for lunch. I realized I didn’t have anything to fix (did we not get anything at the store yesterday?) and then it hit me…it was Sunday. We hadn’t even been shopping yet.

Fuck. Once the dogs were back in we all went back to bed.

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So I’m Scrolling Through Tumblr…

(That’s still a thing, right? Is that still a thing? Tumblr, I mean…)

Anyway, I’m scrolling through Tumblr because I haven’t been on it in ages and not all of the pages that I follow there can be attached to my RSS Reader, so I wanted to get somewhat caught up and see if I missed anything interesting.

Oh my lord…there are…penises!…back on Tumblr.

Granted, not in the numbers they were before the purge, but they’re still there and proudly pointing to the sky (or ass, or mouth, or whatever).

It was kind of shocking after not seeing genitalia online to have them pop up (pardon the expression) in my face!

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