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Absolutely Perfect

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The Face of Tomorrow

They are afraid. And they should be. This is face of the future, regardless of what the knuckle draggers on the right want.
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He Really Is That Stupid
Airplane Mode

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I’m Going To Hell

“Herbert, how many times do I have to tell you? NO BUTT PLUGS IN WITH THE DISHES…DAMN IT!“
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With Sinclair, We Have Trump TV. America Doesn’t Need More.
We must rediscover the term “public good,” holding entities like Sinclair and Fox News to account for disseminating outlandish propaganda. Yes, we treasure our First Amendment, but we also treasure our democracy.
Maybe it’s time to bring back the Fairness Doctrine. Certainly it is time to force the F.C.C. to follow the law and fulfill its mandate under our laws to promote diversity of access to the public airwaves. In the end, we must all rededicate ourselves to democracy. Allowing our media to become the province of a few ideological extremists bent on ownership of our airwaves is not just bad for the republic. It could be its end.”
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Shower Thoughts
You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.
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Yes, It’s a Real Thing

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Please Please Please PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE!
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Shower Thoughts
As a child, you’re scared of going to the dentist because of the pain. As an adult, you’re scared of going to the dentist because of the cost.
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Shower Thoughts
Every decision you’ve ever made up until now (no matter how small) has potentially saved your life by keeping you from being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Monday

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Gratuitous Andy Cohen

I know a lot of folks don’t like Andy, but day-um…you gotta admit he looks good in cowboy drag—and damn good for a soon-to-be fifty-year old.
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50 Years Ago

50 years ago today, Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey had its galactic premiere at the Uptown Theater in Washington, D.C. on April 2, 1968, forever changing my young—and ultimately providing wholly unrealistic—expectations of the future
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Vintage Audio Porn


Yamaha M-4 Power Amp (1978-1982)
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The (Not So) Funny Papers


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It’s That One Day a Year…

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Shower Thoughts
Earth’s climate will be repaired eventually, either by humans or by a lack of humans. One or the other.
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I Actually Like This One
A couple years ago I wrote a post deriding Zombie House Flipping (although I can’t seem to find it now).
I gave it another chance a few weeks ago because there wasn’t anything else on that night worth watching and discovered that either the format or the crew—or more likely, I—had changed, and I actually didn’t hate it. Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot of poorly staged, obvious drama, but by and large the houses the guys flip actually look pretty good when they’re finished.
I love what was done to this house. It was from an episode where the sole girl on the team was given full reign over the project. It was a sad, dreary little 60s-era box that disappeared into the vegetation. Now it stands out and screams 21st Century. I really like the colors and materials they chose for the remodel, and while I’m not as enamored with some of the design choices that were made on the interior, enclosing the open carport—turning it into a proper garage—and rotating the roof ninety degrees to its original orientation after determining the entire structure needed to be replaced was a stroke of design genius as far as I’m concerned.



After one brief visit to Florida in 1993, I’ve always fantasized about living there, but the politics, the hurricanes (and now the inevitable rising sea level) are what have kept that fantasy at bay. Still, I like what I saw of the lifestyle (at least on the west coast where I was staying) at the time, and if the place wasn’t so sure to be underwater, it still might be something to consider.
But then there’s the humidity. And the bugs. Oh lord, the bugs…
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Gratuitous Dylan McDermott
I’ve always found Mr. McDermott hella sexy, but at the same time I’ve only seen him in serious roles (the masturbation scene in AHS Season One—OMG). In Fox’s L.A. to Vegas, we get to see in something most definitely not serious. With him playing Captain Dave Pratman, I don’t know if it’s his comedic side shining through, the uniform, the mustache/soul patch, or a combination of all three, but damn, that man gives me impure thoughts!





Woof.
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Sexcrime

There is something wonderfully organic about playing vinyl that digital will never be able to recreate.
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Someone Had To Go In For His Yearly Checkup
The Flamingo Bandit Strikes Again
One morning last winter they suddenly sported knitted scarves. Now it’s adorable little straw hats. We love our landlords…

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Men Will Be Men (NSFW)









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Cause and Effect
I Weep For Our Species

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#FuckTheNRA







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Quote Of The Day
Marriage/relationships are not what everyone thinks it is. It’s not waking up early every morning to make breakfast and eat together. It’s not cuddling in bed together until both of you peacefully fall asleep. It’s not a clean home and a homemade meal every day. It’s someone who steals the covers and elbows you in the face. It’s a few harsh words, fights and the silent treatment, it’s wondering if you’ve made the right decision. It is, despite all of those things, the one thing you look forward to every day. It’s coming home to the same person everyday that you know loves and cares about you. It’s laughing about the one time you accidentally did something stupid. It’s about eating the cheapest and easiest meal you can make and sitting down together at 10pm to eat because you both had a crazy day. It’s when you have an emotional breakdown and they hold you and tell you everything is going to be okay, and you believe them. It’s about still loving someone even though they make you absolutely insane. It’s not perfect and it’s hard, but it’s amazing and comforting and the best thing you’ll ever experience.” ~ Troy via Just-Korey
And as Ben and I prepare to simultaneously celebrate ten years together and our five-year wedding anniversary in 2018, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Fuuuuuuuuck!

In case you haven’t seen him already, Michael Avenatti—Stormy Daniel’s attorney. Smart, hot, and doesn’t suffer bullshit one. little. bit.
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