Wheelchair bound zombies are very underrepresented in movies.

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15 years ago, “phone” referred to your home phone and you had to say “cell phone” to clarify your mobile device. Now “phone” refers to mobile and you have to say “home phone” to clarify your home phone.

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Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting.

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Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you a better quality of misery.

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When Charlie won the Chocolate factory he probably inherited a handful of lawsuits from his fellow contestants.

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Poor little snowflake.

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“It’s $20 for a handy, $50 for oral, and $200 for anal.”

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They are afraid. And they should be. This is face of the future, regardless of what the knuckle draggers on the right want.

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And so are his followers.

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“Herbert, how many times do I have to tell you? NO BUTT PLUGS IN WITH THE DISHES…DAMN IT!“

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We must rediscover the term “public good,” holding entities like Sinclair and Fox News to account for disseminating outlandish propaganda. Yes, we treasure our First Amendment, but we also treasure our democracy.

Maybe it’s time to bring back the Fairness Doctrine. Certainly it is time to force the F.C.C. to follow the law and fulfill its mandate under our laws to promote diversity of access to the public airwaves. In the end, we must all rededicate ourselves to democracy. Allowing our media to become the province of a few ideological extremists bent on ownership of our airwaves is not just bad for the republic. It could be its end.”

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You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.

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As a child, you’re scared of going to the dentist because of the pain. As an adult, you’re scared of going to the dentist because of the cost.

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Every decision you’ve ever made up until now (no matter how small) has potentially saved your life by keeping you from being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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I know a lot of folks don’t like Andy, but day-um…you gotta admit he looks good in cowboy drag—and damn good for a soon-to-be fifty-year old.

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