…but sometimes you wish it was your dick.
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A Hairy Situation (NSFW)
And Another Thing…
48 Days
48 more fucking days! 7 more weeks!
7 more weeks of laundry being done as noisily as possible at the crack of dawn on Saturday morning. 7 more weeks of hearing doors that are apparently incapable of being closed quietly. 7 more weeks sticky door handles and coffee stains down the front of cabinets. 7 more weeks of arriving home to dog shit in the living room because she couldn’t be bothered to take them out before she left for work. 7 more weeks of finding the dishwasher unemptied with dirty dishes sitting in the sink. 7 more weeks of living with someone who fancies herself an expert on everything. 7 more weeks of Judge Judy twenty four hours a day. 7 more weeks of that smell. 7 more weeks UNTIL WE GET OUR FUCKING HOME BACK TO OURSELVES AND THAT WOMAN IS GONE!
I told Ben the other night that if I never see his mother again after she moves out I’ll live out my life a happy man. He said he was starting to feel the same way.
Worst. Houseguest. Ever.
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Duh!
From ARS Technica:
The latest discovery of Nasa’s Mars Curiosity rover is evidence of an ancient freshwater lake on Mars that was part of an environment that could potentially have supported simple microbial life.
The lake is located inside the Gale Crater and is thought to have covered an area that is 31 miles long and 3 miles wide for more than 100,000 years.
According to a paper published yesterday in Science Magazine: “The Curiosity rover discovered fine-grained sedimentary rocks, which are inferred to represent an ancient lake and preserve evidence of an environment that would have been suited to support a Martian biosphere founded on chemolithoautotrophy.”
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To Be Or Not To Be
Hi
Listen, Motherfuckers…
We’re Doing This…
Between the two of us, in a year’s time we’ll have enough money set aside to get Ben that shiny new 15″ MacBook Pro Retina he’s been wanting…
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Mid-Century Realness
I’m pretty sure we had that same oven in the house we lived in when I was in grade school.
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Tumblr Find
“Someone please tell me why I decided to come to the library at 9am.”
Because it has the best tearoom on campus?
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Why Is It So Impossible…
…for a certain person in this household—who has far overstayed her welcome—to empty the goddamned lint trap in the dryer?
55 MORE DAYS.
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Impure thoughts…
Bouncy! (NSFW)
He’s Making That Face Again
No.
Fuck.
I…I Just Can’t
Word.
Remind You of Anyone?
With a Spoon
And They Know It
I am Incorrigible
Oh. My.
The Crossing
“The Crossing”
by Kyle Cabral
They played in the morning,
and napped for an afternoon.
Then, they fell in love at dusk,
and walked together until midnight.
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And Again I Have to Ask…
…how the hell are you supposed to see the difference between magenta, maroon, red, and dark pink in a dark bar?
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Word.
I Could Live There
Let the Orgy Begin!
It’s Not That Hard!
Question: “How will I explain gay couples to my children?”
Answer: If you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives at the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying reindeer, I think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love.
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