To Be Filed Under…
Yes, It’s Weird
Just Because You Can Do a Thing…
…doesn’t mean you should.
What Does It Mean?
Last night I dreamt that I met George Takei and Elton John (although not at the same time). I think William Shatner was also there for a moment, but only making bitchy comments toward George.
Elton was working as a waiter in a restaurant to raise money for some charity. He gave me his phone number and told me to call him to talk about music.
Do You Live in a Blast Zone?
Wow. Just wow.
I stumbled across this today and while I normally don’t reblog stuff word-for-word, this bears repeating.
Did you know there are more than 25 million people at risk due to unsafe tanker cars carrying highly-flammable oil on railways near homes and schools? It’s time to get these dangerous cars off the tracks and protect our communities!
Find out if you are in the oil train Blast Zone here and sign the petition demanding that Congress stand up to Big Oil (yeah, I know…fat chance that will ever happen) and get unsafe oil cars off the rails.
How Did This Ever Get Past the Censors?
Maybe I was indoctrinated from an early age!
Mid-Century Atomic Powered Train Concept
What could possibly go wrong?
No.
The Mysterious Disappearing Piece of Cake
Only a nerdy fat kid like me would notice this, but look carefully. Micky cuts the cake into eight pieces, yet only 7 end up on plates. (There are clearly 8 pieces until the 24th frame and then it mysteriously disappears.)
Did You Know…
Generic Benadryl from Target glows under backlight? Don’t ask how I know this.
Submitted Without Comment
And Here I Thought It was only Jobs Who’d Taken LSD…
“There’s nothing to keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market. We could compete very well. People like the precious looks of stylings and manufacturing that we do in our product compared to the other Android offerings. We could play in two arenas at the same time.” ~ Steve Wozniak, obviously tripping on something
What. The. Hell.
Bizarre as fuck, but definitely worth a half hour of your time.
My Little Sparkle Cthulhu
No.
What. The. Hell.
As if Google Glass Didn’t Already Make You Look Enough Like a Douche
They’ve added an earbud!
Hey Google, just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.
This Ruined My Nap
Why Is It…
That when you’re employed, recruiters only want you when you aren’t, and when you’re not working, they only want you if you are?
Why Does So Much Gay Porn Look Like a Gymnastic Competition?
Just askin’…
WUT?!
Via Joe.My.God.
What in Gay Hell?
Definition of Insanity
No.
Humans Are Weird (NSFW)
I mean really…
Imagine Your Life…
…if I hadn’t posted this.
“All This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again.”
The Chocolate Bunny Homicides
Total Weirdness
Back in 1996 I found this photo, “Women [of the] KKK Drum Corps” buried deep in a closet under the stairs in one of the many places I lived in San Francisco. My housemate—who was friends with the building owner—couldn’t imagine that it belonged to her, so its source has remained a mystery. I was thinking of donating the original print to Shorpy, but now I can’t seem to lay my hands on it. I’m sure it’s in a box around here somewhere, but after all this time the exact location is anyone’s guess.
They all look so proud, don’t they?