…how being forced to attend a mandatory company outing—and having to pay for the privilege ourselves—can be considered "getting the day off."
Hey, we're not known as "America's second worst company to work for" for no reason!
It's a Double-Edged Sword…
…that I've reached the age where I no longer suffer fools gladly, because while I appreciate the clarity age has given me, the downside is that most days I feel like I'm working in a goddamned frat house.
Monday
Big Gulp (NSFW)
Really, CNN? Really?
The other day I was in a McDonalds and imagine my surprise when I looked up and saw on the television that CNN was still running almost exclusive coverage on missing flight 370. My immediate reaction was:
And This Surprises Anyone…Because?
As Seen on the Interwebs
"When I ask a fundamentalist, 'Would you kill me if god told you to?' they always dodge the question. It puts their beliefs face to face with the morality most humans have within their core.
"They're forced into the uncomfortable position to either say they would kill me if they believed god told them to—which is clearly sociopathic behavior—or to admit that they have a sense of morality independent from religion."
Submitted Without Comment
Always Worth Reposting
Yes Please
Selfie Saturday (NSFW)
Formerly Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Don't Laugh
Someone Needs to Make This into a Show
Something along the lines of Mad Men. I'm thinking Vegas '55. Can you imagine the costumes?
I Miss Working in a Hospital (NSFW)
Photoset
I Am Incorrigible
Happy Zombie Jesus Day
Submitted Without Comment
Quote of the Day
"Let me just be candid. My party is full of racists. And the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as Commander in Chief and President, and everything to do with the color of his skin. And that's despicable." ~ Col. Lawrence Wilkerson, Former Powell Chief of Staff
Thank You Eddie…
…for finally answering the burning question that every gay man has been asking!
Creating a Password
cabbage
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boiled cabbage
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1 boiled cabbage
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50fuckingboiledcabbages
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50FUCKINGboiledcabbages
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50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tGiveMe
AccessImmediately
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NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbages
ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately
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Lemme Take a Hole Pic
My Other Favorite New Tumblr
Here.
My New Favorite Tumblr
Here.
Woof.
Hi
Service Providers
Comcast, Century Link, DirecTV…it doesn't matter. ALL their customer service SUCKS and THEY DON'T CARE. They have you by the balls and they know it.
Monday
Browsers!
Oh Yeah
Obviously I'm not the only one.