They never look like this on any of the flights I take!
Good Morning (NSFW)
Monday
Vintage Audio Porn
Rotel RA-1312 Integrated Stereo Amplifier 1976-1981
I Have A Bad Feeling About This
I'm a Bernie supporter. I am not, however, one of the foaming-at-the-mouth, Bernie-or-Bust idiots running around out there acting like petulant children swearing they'll sit out the election in November or—the gods forbid—vote for Trump—if Bernie does not get the Democratic nomination.
How exactly does voting for Trump further the ideals that you admire in Bernie? If you're thirsty and you want water but someone tells you there isn't any available and offers you lemonade, will you turn it down and drink battery acid instead?
I get that Bernie has stirred a lot of passion in the younger generation. I get where he's coming from and I agree with it; that's why I support him. But c'mon people—if you don't vote for whoever has that (D) after their name in November, you're all but ensuring a Trump victory—and quite possibly the end of America as we know it.
Hyperbole? I don't think so. Like so many others, I laughed the possibility of a Trump candidacy. I kept thinking, "No one's going to buy this bullshit. There's no way he's gonna win the nomination. He's going to say something or do something to make him irrelevant in one news cycle." I can't help but believe the vast majority of the German population felt the same way about Hitler in the beginning as well. Yes, I went there.
So far that hasn't happened. Trump is enjoying a free ride with the press, making no apologies for anything, claiming he never said things that are on tape, and simply refusing to answer questions he doesn't want to—and no one is calling him out on it. What are they afraid of? He's exposed the ugly racist, misogynist, homophobic underbelly of America and has given it an air of legitimacy that scares the hell out of me—and should be scaring everyone else as well.
I also find it amusing that the same people who—with straight faces—accuse Obama of being the Christian Wet Dream Antichrist fail to see how Trump more closely matches their own canonical definition of The Beast, yet they're silent on that because he's going to rid the United States of the hoards—hoards I tell you—of pesky Messicans streaming across the southern border to steal our jobs.
Yeah, I know I can't wait until I can start picking lettuce in hundred-degree heat. How about you?
In my heart of hearts I know the United States is filled with a huge majority of good-natured, compassionate people who believe in equality, fairness, and giving everyone a chance to make it here and be happy. And I know that folks on both sides of the aisle are fed up with the ever-increasing power of the oligarchy. Unfortunately, many of those same people don't vote, allowing rabid right-wing christofascists to win elections, giving them power to enact their bat-shit crazy legislation (see North Carolina's HB2 as the most blatant example) and chip away, piece-by-piece at the fairness this country supposedly stands for—all in the name of Jeezus. And quite frankly, I'm done with it. Believe in your invisible friend in the sky (who curiously always seems to hate the same people you do) all you want, but like your penis, keep it to yourself unless asked. If you want to get involved in politics, fine—last time I looked we were still a secular society and if you start telling your congregations who to vote for from the pulpit, it's time to tax your fucking church as the political entity that it is.
As Democrats, we are a diverse and colorful group. We don't like to be told what to do—even by other Democrats. Getting us to agree on anything seems about as easy as herding cats. But while our diversity is our strength, it is also our weakness. We need to borrow from the Republican playbook and unite. So often we lose sight of who the real enemy is and waste time squabbling among ourselves. Republicans march lockstep with their leaders, and they come out to vote in droves; all pulling that lever for whoever they've been told to. They're primarily older, whiter, and more afraid of change and anything that goes bump in the night than Democrats. And while they claim to be "the party of personal responsibility" I find it amusing that so very many of them are suckling at the governmental teat (I'm talking to you, Red States) and looking for nothing more than a daddy figure who will tell them what to do; someone who will somehow magically undo the last sixty years of progress, take us back to the fictitious world of Ozzie and Harriet or Father Knows Best and "make America great again."
Admittedly many of these people do not like Trump, and while there are rumblings of rebellion and a third party run—not to mention threats of simply staying at home in November—mark my words, when the election rolls around they will be out in their American-flag-bedecked Hoverounds, lighting up Trump's name. And why? Because by that time, the Democratic nominee—whoever it is—will have been made out to be Satan incarnate by the right wing noise machine. And like happens again and again, Republicans will vote against their own best interest out of fear: fear of change, fear of the other, fear of progress, fear of science, fear of Islam, fear of Atheism, fear of liberals, fear of the black, the brown, the yellow—and most importantly— the rainbow people.
I know Hillary isn't the ideal candidate for a lot of Democrats. She's seen as more of the same, kowtowing to the banks, the military, and the multinational corporations. But the chances of seeing jackbooted thugs roaming the streets and dragging people from their homes in the dead of night for simply being the "other" is nonexistent in comparison to the aftermath of a Trump election.
And if nothing else keep these four words in mind: THREE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES.
And that is why it is so vitally important that if you are a Bernie supporter and Hillary does end up being the Democratic candidate, you put your animosity at losing the nomination aside (I'll be disappointed as well, believe me), and still vote for her, because not doing so will all but guarantee a Trump victory. Do you really want to see Trump select three justices, not to mention cabinet posts? How does "Chief Justice Roy Moore" sound? How about "Attorney General Joe Arpaio" or "Surgeon General Ben Carson"? Do you really want to see Obama hand Trump the keys to the White House—not to mention the keys to our nuclear arsenal?
This country—not to mention the world—cannot afford any of that.
Unf!
Quote of the Day
Democrats want the government to provide health care to every American and make a public college education much more affordable.
Republicans want to control the private sexual lives of every American and treat women like walking incubators.
So don't tell me 'There's no difference between the two parties.'" ~ Allen Clifton
Friday
It's been one hell of a long-ass fucking week.
I Am Incorrigible
Writer's Block
It never fails. I come up with the most amazing ideas for blog posts when I'm laying half-awake in bed at 4 am, but I never bother writing anything down at the time and after I fall back asleep and wake up later, with very few exceptions, I can never remember what those awesome ideas were.
OH. MY. GOD.
I knew there had to be treasure vaults like this scattered across the globe, but never believed in a thousand years I'd actually see one. Too bad the stuff has all been sold. That guy is probably a very wealthy man now.
Throwback Thursday
November 1976
One Of My All Time Favorites
While Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy is my most beloved Elton John album ever and is amazing as a whole, Better Off Dead is without a doubt my favorite cut from the whole set.
I Just Can't
Way too much stupid going on in the world right now. And I don't need to know about any of it.
Beautiful.
I want more.
Impure Thoughts
Everyone remembers Tom Selleck's 80s-era pornstache, but how many people know or remember that Jameson Parker also rocked one in Prince of Darkness? (Which in my opinion is one of the most under-appreciated films of the genre.) Unlike Selleck's 'stache (who I never really got off on) seeing Mr. Jameson's even after all these years still makes me weak in the knees.
I Could Live There
…even if the view is a little too much like what Baltar had right before the Cylons attacked Caprica.
Monday
Quote of the Day
'The Obama administration is bypassing Congress by attempting to rewrite the law and set restroom policies for public and private employers across the country, not just North Carolina.'
That was North Carolina Governor, Pat McCrory.
You know, that's a pretty bold statement coming from a guy with a gender-ambiguous name who himself signed into law regulations setting bathroom policies.
North Carolina was given until today to suspend enforcement of the gender/bathroom portions of HB2 or lose federal funding.
Washington indicated it would extend that deadline if McCrory would publicly agree HB2 is discriminatory.
Instead, McCrory chose to sue the federal government. That's right, instead of doing the right thing, the inevitable thing, he's chosen to waste taxpayer money at both the state and federal levels in order to fight for a law that is obviously unnecessary and based entirely on bigoted fear of a situation that is essentially nonexistent.
'I'm not going to publicly announce that something discriminates, which is agreeing with their letter, because we're really talking about a letter in which they're trying to define gender identity,' McCrory said. 'And there is no clear identification or definition of gender identity. It's the federal government being a bully.'
There is no clear indication of gender identity.
I wonder if this idiot can actually hear the words coming out of his mouth? Or if he's just a puppet with Tony Perkins' hand up his ass?
No clear indication of gender identity? Well gee, fellas, ISN'T THAT THE ENTIRE BASIS OF THE HB2 PROVISIONS REQUIRING PEOPLE TO ONLY USE SPECIFIC RESTROOMS MATCHING THEIR SEX AT BIRTH?
The fuck? Seriously.
'This is now a national issue that applies to every state and it needs to be resolved at the federal level.'
You know what, Pat? You're right. It IS a national issue. And thank you for making it so. It was a NON-issue, but you, you ignorant hateful bigoted jackasses, have now made it a national issue. Just like interracial and same-sex marriage—and how'd that work out for you religious nuts? Remind me.
This is why I laugh when I hear conservatives bleating about 'state's rights.' If 200 plus years of American history have taught us anything at all, it's that the states cannot be trusted with civil rights.
Ever." ~ Jim Wright
My Birthday's Coming Up In 21 Days
(Amazon Wish List link at bottom of website. Just sayin'…)
Quote of the Day
…the Supreme Court hangs in the balance; the relationship between the states and federal government hangs in the balance; and our relationship with our allies hangs in the balance. All of these things are at stake and the party that fancies itself as the grown up party has handed itself over to a huckster with a cult of ill behaved children." ~ #NeverTrump leader Erick Erickson, writing for The Resurgent.
Holy Crap
Ben and I
Yes.
I've Been Looking For You
Because Before Apps…
…Mother's Day was obviously a huge letdown and waste of time for everyone concerned. #SMH
If That Ain't The Look of Love…
…I don't know what is.