Wheelchair bound zombies are very underrepresented in movies.

15 years ago, "phone" referred to your home phone and you had to say "cell phone" to clarify your mobile device. Now "phone" refers to mobile and you have to say "home phone" to clarify your home phone.

Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting.

Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you a better quality of misery.

When Charlie won the Chocolate factory he probably inherited a handful of lawsuits from his fellow contestants.

You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.

As a child, you're scared of going to the dentist because of the pain. As an adult, you're scared of going to the dentist because of the cost.