I'm Going To Hell

"With her atrocious performance on the maxi-challenge and that runway look, Jules is definitely going to be lipsyncing for her life."

Released Thirty Seven Years Ago Today

Grace Jones: Nightclubbing (1981)

Her best, IMHO. And if you haven't, you really need to hear it on vinyl played through a good system.

What I still find amazing is how Pull Up To The Bumper—whose subject matter and lyrics, while certainly tame by today's standards and definitely not about parking a car—got as much mainstream airplay as it did.

Proud

Several months ago—after even more months of concerted study and testing—Ben received his NBCT (National Board Certified Teacher) credentials. I was proud of him for accomplishing this at the time, and even moreso when we attended the annual NBCT gala where the certificates were passed out.

Congratulations again, my Love! You. Are. Amazing!

Epic

Ron Perlman's (@perlmutations) absolutely epic Twitter screed:

I gotta tell ya, after 18 months 'o this shit i'm pretty sick and tired. Sick and tired of people in high places taking a shit on law & order. Sick and tired of taking a shit on the memory of hundreds of thousands of American men and women who died stamping out Nazism.

Sick and tired of shitting on the memory of men and women about their heads Bashed in on southern bridges, hoses and dogs turned on them, batons turned on them so that we begin begin to act civilly toward one another among all the races.

Sick and tired of cronyism. Sick and tired of corruption. Sick and tired of Pius people not knowing the difference between decency and rape. Sick and tired of people who call themselves patriots not having the foggiest idea of how a democracy should function.

But most of all, I am sick and tired of being a voice in the wilderness; abandoned by our so-called guardians of the constitution who sit by and watch it all burn. Who display cowardice in the face of assault, knowing that all that is sacred is being burned and still do nothing.

I feel weak. I feel nauseous. I feel impotent. I feel betrayed. I feel alone. I feel terrible.

For those who have followed me, you know I have left nothing in the locker room. I have even almost half heartedly but also almost full heartedly suggested I throw myself into the fray, digging as deeply as I could to summon hope and decency. But I didn't know What I didn't know.

didn't know how desperate we are to all hold onto our tribalism. I didn't know how easily we could be divided from one another. I didn't know how much hatred truly existed in the nation I came to love and believe in.

I'm taking a break. I'm going back to my little corner of the world where all I have is poured into family, friends, and the nobility of storytelling that celebrates our commonalities and not our differences. In the words ofJoni Mitchell, if you want me I'll be in the bar…

Ron, you're not alone.

Teachers Are Superheroes

Again, from John Pavlovitz:

Comic books have lied to all of us.

Heroism isn't capes and costumes.

It doesn't come from radioactive spider bites or metal suits or gamma rays or distant planets.

It doesn't hang out in cavernous caves, palatial compounds, or hi-tech floating cities.

It isn't wielding tricked out all-terrain vehicles, gadget-laden utility belts, hammers from the heavens, or indestructible shields.

The real heroic stuff here on this planet is firmly seated in the chests of the ordinary people who embrace an extraordinary calling; those whose superhuman hearts beat quite differently than the rest of us mere mortals.

They rise before the sun does, and in the most counterintuitive fashion, they run directly, passionately, and purposefully into the thick of the flourescent-lit fray—and they simply save children.

They do this not in a grand single bound; not in some last-second, desperate flurry of force, not in the bombast and fanfare of spectacle—but through steady, loving attention to a methodical, repetitive, mundane string of a million seemingly insignificant decisions. They do this because they know how important each second is and how precious every child is. They see what we normal citizens don't see or choose to walk past.

Your kids are rubbing shoulders with superhumans.

Within a few miles of wherever you are reading this, a ragged army of sleep-deprived, woefully under supported, horribly underpaid do-gooders is willingly braving the daily bullets, bruises, and battles, so that your children can become the glorious adults they were designed to be.

To all you ordinary classroom superheroes on the planet, who may not hear it often enough, loud enough, or perhaps at all: Thank you.

Thank you for enduring the countless weird, individual quirks of dozens of kids, for learning how they specifically think and process things, and for seeking to speak their brain's personal language so that they feel heard and seen and known.

Thank you for the rest that you forfeit, the off-the-clock hours you give up, the money you take from your own pocket, and for the thousands of small sacrifices that no one will ever see from a distance. Thank you for the part of you that you give away to other people's children.

Thank you for continually fighting through defiance and shyness, through laziness and silliness, through absentee parents and violent home life, and getting intimately close to the hearts of your kids.

Though we often don't stop to say it, we know just how much you do and just how fortunate all our children are to have you battling for them every single day.

Thank you most of all, for the very heroic way that without cape or costume, you fly in and you literally save kids—and in doing so, you save the world.

Shower Thoughts

For a lot of people, Windows is like that dude in a group of friends who isn't exactly intolerable, but they only hang out with because they think Apple is stuck up and Linux is a loner.

Nope, That's Not Gonna Fit

We were approached by our landlords/next door neighbors a couple weeks ago to see if we'd be amenable to them removing the mature elm in our back yard so it could be relocated to their front yard to replace a dying ornamental orange. In exchange, they would go ahead with the full rear yard makeover we'd been discussing with them for the past year or so.

How could we possibly say no? Right now the yard is a mess, and the only redeeming feature is that tree.

Last Thursday the tree guy showed up and successfully removed the dying citrus from their front yard.

Unfortunately…


…no matter how many ways they tried it, they could not get the tree removal truck into our back yard (even though the tree guy had previously assured our landlords he could get it back there) to move the elm.

So as it stands now, the landlords are going to have to enlarge the gate before the truck can get in the back yard. We don't yet know the timetable, but since they've already paid to have the tree moved, I can't imagine it will be that long.

We all met with the landscape architect later that day to discuss the plans for the back yard. Apparently our landlords had a much more ambitious plan in mind than we could ever have ever wished for. We just wanted to get rid of most of the water-sucking, impossible-to-maintain always-on-the-verge-of-death lawn and replace it with a more drought-tolerant landscape and run a paver path from the patio to the back gate. They're not only doing that; they're planning on redoing everything. We're getting a new patio with a pergola, gravel in most of the yard with a small lawn area, and new, more drought-resistant trees.

From what was discussed, it sounds like we're going to end up with something similar to this:


It's probably going to be a disaster while it's happening, but the results will definitely be worth it!