So Many Memes Are Ruined
Because people can't fucking spell.
And I don't have time to fix them.
When This Nightmare Ends…
I never want to see another red cap again.
Happy First Contact Day
5 April 2063.
So close, and yet so far…
365 Days of UNF: Day 95
Shower Thoughts
The only thing more baffling than the idea of an infinite universe is the idea of an edge to the universe.
365 Days of UNF: Day 94
Shower Thoughts
At some point in time, you will be the crazy person in someone else's story.
365 Days of UNF: Day 93
A Certain Aesthetic
I'm Going to Hell
"The passenger in 14B will no longer a problem, Captain."
365 Days of UNF: Day 92
Anansi's Soliloquy
From American Gods, Season 2 Episode 4 – The Greatest Story Ever Told
Shower Thoughts
New Reality Show: The first flat-earther to send a photo from the edge gets a free trip around the world!
It's Disappointing
I know it's not a long-term employment opportunity, and god knows I could never do it, but it's always disappointing when one of your favorite baristas at your neighborhood Starbucks just up and disappears.
I'm Going To Hell
Frank couldn't help but notice that Jerry was as excited about the possibility of a 3-way with Jean as he was…
365 Days of UNF: Day 91
Public Service Announcement
