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Monday
My emotions™️
7am: Today I’ll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if I get enough sleep I’ll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth— Serg (@bonehugsnirony) February 28, 2018
Monday

365 Days of UNF: Day 329 (NSFW)

My Final Thought For Tonight

An Instagram Guide

As Long As I’ve Been An Adult

Because It’s True

The Ten Year Challenge

Childhood Vaccination

Heh…crotch goblins!
Gotta Love Stephen Fry










NEWSFLASH to Republicans: We Aren’t All as Brain-dead as Your Base

Incoherent Gibberish

Be Careful What You Ask For

Story Time (NSFW)






Relateable



Vintage Audio Porn


Use What You Got

Badaboom

I Could Live There

No Hurry. Take Your Time. I’ll Wait.

Absolutely True

Instead they hide, refuse to testify under oath, avoid subpoenas and base their whole defense on disparaging the characters of those citizens who ARE willing to testify UNDER OATH and who have honorably served the country.
Republicans other defense “strategy”—putting forth debunked conspiracy theories which by the way echo the exact talking points of Russian operatives and Putin.
365 Days of UNF: Day 328

The End of the Saga

Why am I not excited about this? Why—after FORTY TWO YEARS of waiting for the final episode of the final trilogy—do I not care?
Is it because the first trilogy with JarJar and the midiclorians left such a bad taste in my mouth that I’ve dismissed out of hand everything after Return of the Jedi?
I honestly don’t know.
Will I see it? Of course. For a saga that set the spiritual theme of my entire life, I cannot not see it. Will I see it more than once? That, my friends, is unlikely unless it somehow manages to recapture the magic of the original.
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365 Days of UNF: Day 327

OK, Boomer
Overheard at work:
“But if we give up our land line and only use our cell phones that means my wife and I will have two different numbers where we can be reached. Right now people know to just call the home number if they need to reach either of us. How’s that gonna work?”
Ben and I haven’t had a land line for almost the entire length of time we’ve been together, and it hasn’t proven to be a barrier to anyone getting in touch with us…
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365 Days of UNF: 326

