If Only…
5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:
1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills
2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.
3. Pregnant women can't be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it's a full human you would be punishing an innocent person
See how keen they are on their "Pro-life" horseshit then.
In Case You Need Reminding…
…in case your "ideal" candidate doesn't win the nomination.
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 24
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 23
Aspire to Greatness
Another idol falls.
RIP Terry Jones, founding member of Monty Python, and (among many other things) director of Personal Services, my favorite film of all time.
Released 41 Years Ago Today
Sister Sledge: We Are Family (1979)
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366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 22
For Some Reason
…I find this image profoundly disturbing.
This is How it Would Be If You Succeeded
Geek Humor
Released 44 Years Ago Today
Sumeria: Golden Tears (1978)
This was one of the more…bizarre…releases from Alec Costandinos. It tells the story of an alien traveler who lives until he finds true love and then dies by crying gold tears.
Hey, it was disco. It was 1978.
Tuesday After a Three Day Weekend
The More You Know…
#truth
I Am Incorrigible
It Never Fails
I glanced at the forecast Saturday morning. No rain for the next two weeks. So I figured it was safe to wash the car. (It had been months.)
What did I see on the forecast yesterday? Rain during this morning's commute. I bitched to Ben about it via text and he responded, "I'm going to start calling you Tialoc. And yes, I had to look that up."
I said to Ben, "You know it's just gonna spit; just enough to get the car dirty."
This is more than just spitting.
So frustrating.
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 21
Just Sayin'
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A Photo
…taken before a walk in the woods later that day which will either be denied for the rest of their lives or be included as part of their wedding album.
Gratuitous Nick Jonas
Inviting us to take a sniff, or may a lick or two, Nick?
Would You?
"No time to explain. Just get in. You won't regret it."
Are You Going to Vote?
Because I guarantee you these motherfuckers are.
Avoiding the Rush
Triptych (NSFW)
Don't Ever…
…say "OK, Boomer," to this guy.