Just no.
Speaking of Horror Films I Need to Revisit
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 143
WEAR A DAMN MASK!
"But Mah Freedumbs!"
I just wanna bitch-slap them!
Heads Explode
Just Sayin'
Won't Someone Please Think of the Billionaires?
E X A C T L Y
2020, Every Damn Day
Deliciously Out of Context
And It's Not The One…
…grinning like a 3-year old who just took an enormous shit in his pull-ups.
Getting? GETTING?!?
We're All at That Point, Peter
We're Happy to Help!
No shirt, no shoes, no mask, NO SERVICE!
I Weep For the Soul of Our Nation
WTF is wrong with people? I remember how this country came together in the aftermath of 9/11 and were united like I've never seen. You couldn't buy an American flag anywhere. Now you can't buy toilet paper.
Can We Just Take a Moment…
…to appreciate Jameson Parker's mustache in Prince of Darkness, a film that I had the pleasure of seeing again the other day?
Yeah, I know I've posted this (or something similar) before, but can you really blame me for repeating myself here?
Field Guide to Assholes
Childhood Memories
I'm Ready for My Close-Up, Mr. DeMille
Vote Like Your Life Depends On It
Vote like your life depends on it, because it does.
Because your grandmother's life does.
Because people of color lives do.
Because the lives of the LGBT community do.
Because women's lives do.
Because a woman's right to choose is on the line.
And because I can not fucking take 4 more minutes of this batshit insanity, much less 4 more years!
Oh Sah-NAP!
Of course her name is Bethany…
Released 40 Years Ago Today
The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
Probably the most anticipated film of my young adult life. Like Star Wars before it, in Phoenix, Empire was showing exclusively at the Cine Capri. I remember rushing down right after work to get in the line that had already stretched around the building and well into the parking lot. I bonded with fellow movie-goers, and I remember some of us walked the mile or so to McDonalds at 16th & Camelback (when it was on the northeast corner of the intersection, not on the south side of Camelback where it is now) to bring back food while the rest of the group remained in line. This was of course long before you could order movie tickets ahead of time, so you had to physically wait in line and plunk down your $3.50 (yes, THREE DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS) at the window to get a ticket.
As I recall, we got in for the 7:30 or 8 pm show, so we hadn't waited nearly as long as had been the custom for STAR WARS. When the lights finally dimmed and those famous words flashed on the screen "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…" the theater erupted in screams of joy.
I didn't see Empire nearly as meany times as I'd seen STAR WARS, yet it remains probably my favorite of the original first trilogy.
What are your memories of Empire? I know my readers tend to skew "older," so how many of you actually saw it in a theater when it came out?
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 142
Don't Be Stupid
'Murika!
Same.