Oh Joey…
Triptych (NSFW)
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 124
"Fine Art Prints"
Boys Will Be Boys
Someone knows how to drive a stick…
I Know…
…this is going to be a very unpopular opinion for bleeding heart liberals like myself, but after making a trip to the local Target for groceries today, I'm beginning to think that maybe the herd needs to be culled and humanity needs a purge after all.
Except for the store employees, myself and a very few others, no one was wearing masks. No one (including Target employees, who seem to insist on stocking the shelves when the store is busiest and blocking aisles in the process) was observing the 6-foot rule. I tried, but it seemed no matter where I stopped to look at my list or answer a text, some yahoo was standing next to me within a matter of seconds. And people were touching everything.
I asked three different employees the location of a particular item. I got three different responses, all incorrect. It was only when I opened up the Target app on my phone and searched myself did I find what I was looking for.
Like last weekend, the amount of Saturday traffic was near normal, indicating the people are not staying home except for essential trips out of the house. And it seems that during the four (six?) weeks of stay-at-home orders, most of the population has forgotten how to fucking drive.
If it takes a pandemic to rid the species of the willfully ignorant, then so be it. Let them congregate in their churches. Let them gather together on statehouse steps and scream that businesses be reopened. Hell, let Trump's lickspittle Republican governors open their states and ensure that when a second wave of Corona hits in October, it will further reduce the number of the Orange Baboon's voters; his "very fine people."
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 123 (Bonus COVID Edition)
366 (It's a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 123
Everyone…
Everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives.
C'mon…admit it.
It's like we know instinctively we should be able to do this; like it's written there in our software, but it's as if the hardware wasn't enabled.
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Too Cute
For fans of Good Omens.
And this, my friends, is why the Orange Russian Wig Stand still has a 40% approval rating. Even now.