Cleanup On Aisle 4!
Jesus & Mo
If It Were So Easy to Catch…
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Unintended Consequences
365 Days of UNF: Day 70
Memories of My Childhood
Oh. My.
Gas Prices
I haven't been inconvenienced by the latest gas price hikes. At least not yet. I'm not driving that much and I'm willing to pay whatever it takes at the pump if it helps to ensure that Putin is removed from power. Unfortunately, I know a lot of people don't have that luxury, and I fear the price increases we're seeing are more from corporate greed (Really? In America? Say it ain't so!) than an actual shortage of crude oil on the world market.
(I don't have any proof of that; I'm just talking out of my ass like everyone else on the Internet.)
I haven't had to fill up in over a week so I haven't felt the pain directly yet. The last time I filled the tank, Premium (which Rabbit drinks) was at $4.499 a gallon. As I was driving past my usual QT this morning, however, I noticed that the price had shot up to $5.099 a gallon, which seems to be the new norm in Phoenix according to GasBuddy. That was a bit of a shock, but not unreasonable, considering my level of consumption, but I can certainly understand how that would easily bankrupt people with lower incomes who have to drive every single day. Ben—who has a 90 mile round trip commute every day—is feeling the pain much more than me, but at least his car sips only regular grade petrol.
Right now, the worst case scenario for me (at current prices) is that if I run the tank dry (which I never do), it will cost around $64 to fill it every two weeks at this current price. Even at these higher prices, that's $32 a week, which was about what I was paying pre-pandemic when I was driving to work every day. (How that math actually works out I don't know; it gives me a stabbing pain when I try to wrap my head around it.)
What's going to be interesting is the week after next. We have a little road trip planned through New Mexico: 1400 miles total (more or less). With the mostly highway/street MPG I get from Rabbit and worst case scenario of $6.00/gallon (or more) gas, it's gonna be rather pricey, but both of us need this trip and we don't want to cancel at the last minute. I'll cover the cost of the gas since Ben got the hotel rooms. We'll come out about even.
It will be an interesting trip, that's for sure!
And Fuck Putin.
Notable Quotes
For people who love to boast about Trump's cognitive tests, these people are having trouble remembering how much they loved Putin just a week ago. – Dan Rather
People are just blindly buying houses for hundreds of thousands over asking and that's fine everything is normal and fine. – Jesse McLaren
Say "war" in Russia and face 15 years in prison. Say "gay" in Florida and see what happens. Take your trans teen across state lines from Idaho and face arrest. See a pattern? – Barbara Malmet
What the hell kinda billionaire goes around begging people money to buy a private jet??? – Covie tweet
Ah, the Golden Oldies
Dear Conservatives…
Ya Think?!
Legit Chills
365 Days of UNF: Day 69
This Explains So Much of Late
Passiv.
From Tumblr:
"God Damn, buddy, you're One Smokin' Hot Sexy-Ass Bald-Headed & Furry-Faced Fucker! I'd Love to Jump yer Bones & Make Kinky Twisted-Ass Love to You and those Tall Rubbery-Ass Waders that you're Screwin' With there, you Tall Seductive-Ass Suspender-Clad Blue Collar Stud!"
A Fist in The Mouth Would Also Do It
Doin' Without
Okay, hive mind…what is this from?
Wednesday
It's rapidly become one of those days.
OMG…the level of entitlement today!
Sit down and shut up, Karen. You're a low-level assistant. There's a war going on in Ukraine in case you haven't noticed. People are over there fighting for their lives, and you're whining because you can't edit a PDF. Our organization is not going to come to a grinding halt if you cannot edit that PDF, send docs to a particular printer, or move files from one folder to another on a network drive.
Relatable
Robert Pattinson Needs to Keep That 'Stache
Caption This
"I was surprised it was so easy to get these morgue freezers installed! The company wondered why I needed them, so I told them my husband does a lot of hunting and can't always immediately dress the carcasses. Speaking of my husband, the floozy he was fucking is already in the bottom and he'll be in the top after he eats this special salad I've prepared."
Were Any Of Us?
Hey Daddy…
Expertly Beating Back Teh St00pid
Amazingly well said.