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Vintage Audio Pr0n
Putin's Always Watching
This video is two years old, and even then Russians were sick of the dictator.
YouTube description: "A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people's reactions. Some of the reactions were incredulous, others were angry, but all were hilarious."
Scenes From a Road Trip: White Sands
Though White Sands was one of the main destinations on our itinerary, we almost didn't stop. We'd just come over the Sacramento Mountains where we were alternately fighting rain and snow flurries, and it seemed more storms were heading in our direction from the west—something guaranteed to spoil any photographic hopes we'd had. But not knowing when we'd be this way again, at the last minute we said fuck it, and—deciding to risk the whims of the weather—made the turnoff to the National Park.
I'm so glad we did. Of all the times we've visited White Sands, this time I think we got some of the best pictures ever.
Just as I'd done with Anderson when he was new, I wanted some glamor shots of Rabbit in the sands…even though—much like his daddy—he's no longer new at all.
The picnic enclosures in the park always reminded me of the sand ships from the 1980 production of Ray Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles (starring Rock Hudson, no less)—even though I know in actuality they look nothing like them.
And that's all folks! We overnighted in Deming, stopped in Tucson for lunch, and were back home by mid-afternoon! Total miles traveled on our little adventure: 1445.
Scenes From a Road Trip: Decay
Another perk of having diverted through Roswell is it gave me an opportunity to rephotograph one of the hundreds of abandoned and decomposing structures along the New Mexico highways that I stopped for in 2000.
This little fixer-upper is located at 33° 20′ 24.4″ N, 105° 4′ 27.98″ W, on the north side of State Route 380/US-70 west of Roswell.
I wanted to recapture this building since when I first stumbled upon it I'd taken most of the photos with a crappy Sony Mavica digital camera (the one that had the 3-1/2" floppy drive for storage) and the resolution was abysmal. Even the shots I took with my 35mm film SLR weren't what I was hoping for. So it was time for a do-over.
Amazing what 22 years of technology—and constant exposure to the elements can do.
Bonus shots:
Fuck Corporate America
Tots and Pears
? The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round… ?
Midweek Sacrilege
Bunch'a Snowflakes
Right?
Because It's True!
PSA
Who Wants Cake?
Go Ahead
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