Month: May 2022

From Greg Fallis:

As Thomas Jefferson famously wrote, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Oh, and kids in school. And folks shopping for groceries, if they're not white." Yesterday, while I was enjoying a pleasant…what?

Okay, some of you are saying, "Greg, old sock, I don't think you've accurately quoted our boy TJ." Maybe you're right; this may not be an exact quote, but it's close enough to the way it's interpreted by a lot of people who identify as right-wing lunatic gun nuts. Okay, okay, maybe they don't actually identify themselves that way, but stop calling me old sock.

I mean, sure, TJ was talking about Daniel Shays, a farmhand in western Massachusetts who was having trouble paying his taxes, partly because he was also having trouble collecting the pay he was supposed to have received as a grunt in the Continental Army during the American Revolution. There's still a lot of debate about what TJ meant by that tree of liberty bullshit, but the right-wing lunatic gun nuts take it as an article of faith that TJ was suggesting folks need to periodically have a good old fashioned bloody war of rebellion against the legitimate government. This is exactly WHY the term lunatic is included in the name of 'right-wing lunatic gun nuts'.

But even right-wing lunatic gun nuts have trouble explaining how mass murder events at schools, mall, movie theaters, and grocery stores fit into that 'blood of patriots and tyrants' business. Especially when…oh yeah, and churches, I forgot to include churches. And temples and mosques. Anyway, right-wing lunatic gun nuts have trouble explaining how that blood of patriots stuff fits with those mass murders committed by white men specifically against victims who aren't white. Or men. Or people who don't quite fit into the right-wing lunatic gun nut definition of 'men'.

So the right-wing lunatic gun nuts have developed a pair of sure-fire (get it? Sure-fire? See what I did there? I'm a hoot) responses to those events. First, they…well, wait. I say 'first' as if this is the preferred response, which would be inaccurate on account of these two responses are pretty much equally relied on. So when I say 'first' I'm just admitting that I can't share two responses at the same time. These responses are numerical, not sequential. Or the other way around, maybe? Doesn't matter.

First, they blame the mass murder on emotional health. As in "This kid who shot up the supermarket in Buffalo must be CRAZY because, yeah sure, he says he was motivated by hate and he says white folks are being replaced by non-white folks who breed faster and yeah sure, that's exactly what Tucker Carlson says on FoxNEWS every night, but c'mon, you'd have to be CRAZY to believe that, so there, it's a mental health issue."

Second, they claim the mass murder is a false flag event perpetrated by Democrats or Jews or some other Satanist-pedophile group in order to TAKE OUR GUNS, or at least distract us from Hunter Biden's laptop. They seem to think this is a perfectly reasonable thing to believe.

Sometimes they combine the two responses, suggesting Democrats and Jews and other Satanist-pedophile groups convince mentally ill white folks to commit mass murders to distract the population from some vague but really awful thing that Democrats, Jews, and other Satanist-pedophile groups really enjoy.

But as I was saying (you may have to refer back to the beginning of this blog), yesterday, while I was enjoying a pleasant 30-mile bike ride from one bike pub to another bike pub, some white kid went to a supermarket in a predominantly black community and killed a whole bunch of folks who were just buying groceries.

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