Month: November 2023

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I Am Convinced…

I am convinced that the majority of the people I support, the “end users” were never told “No!” as children.

I am sick of the attitude that every piece of software, every application, must bend to their will, to conform to how they think it should work. Never mind that many things are hard-wired in and cannot be changed. And when confronted with that explanation, the whining starts. “What do you mean you can’t fix it?”

Fuck them. Fuck them all.

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Shave ’em Dry

Shave ’em Dry

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumbI got something between my legs’ll make a dead man cumOh, daddy, baby, won’t you shave ’em dry?Now, draw it out!Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before, babyAnd I feel just like I wanna, fuck some moreOh, great God daddy, grind me, honey, and shave me dryAnd when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumbDaddy, you say that’s the kind of ’em you want, and you can make ’em cumOh, daddy, shave me dryAnd I’ll give you something, baby, swear it’ll make you cry
I’m gon’ turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springsI want you to grind me, daddy, ’til the bell do ringOh, daddy, want you to shave ’em dryOh, great God daddy, if you can’t shave ’em baby, won’t you try?
Now if fucking was the thing that would take me to HeavenI’d be fucking in the studio ’til the clock strike 11Oh daddy, daddy, shave ’em dryI would fuck you, baby, honey, I’d make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapperAnd your dick stands up like a steepleYour god-damn ass-hole stands open like a church doorAnd the crabs walks in like people, haw, shit!Shucks, ooh!Baby, won’t you shave ’em dry?
A big sow gets fat from eating cornAnd a pig gets fat from suckingReason you see this whore, fat like I amGreat God, I got fat from fuckingEh, shave ’em dry (with pleasure)
My back is made of whaleboneAnd my cock is made of brassAnd my fucking is made for working men’s two dollarsGreat God ’round to kiss my assWhoa, woo, daddy, shave ’em dry

 

You can read about Lucille here.