According to Claude AI…

…this is how the US should be divided into states.

On the other hand, this is a map (not AI generated) of what the country would look like if all the various proposals to split/combine/gain states actually came to fruition over the course of our history:

This Looks So Good to Me Right Now

We're at that time of year when it's consistently between 101°-110℉ every single day in Phoenix. I can't tell you how tired I am of leaving the house in the morning at 7 am and it's already over 90℉ because the entire valley is paved over and is a heat battery. Unfortunately there will be no real relief for at least  another six—if not eight—weeks.

Even though Arizona does not observe daylight savings time, our need for continual air conditioning—at least here in "The Valley of the Sun"—does seem to pretty match up with it.

"I love the poorly educated." ~ The Mango Mussolini

Apologies…

Apologies if the site is acting a bit…wonky. I don't know if it's just me (I'm currently using the latest beta of MacOS Sequoia) or it's something on the back end at my host, but I'm noticing some strangeness with stuff loading. Sometimes the header will load in Safari, but not in Firefox. Other times various individual images will load in Firefox but not Safari. And don't even get me started with the Duck-Duck-Go browser! I've re-enabled some backend tools to help with load times, but I'm not sure it hasn't done more harm than good…

Hmmm…

I don't know if this is true or not, but it makes for a great story nevertheless…