Some Bits From DNC Night Two

I'm so glad we went from "when they go low, we go high" to "girl, hold my earrings while I drag this weird MF." ~ Angry Staffer

Michelle Obama has been holding this back since Inauguration Day 2017

Former first lady Michelle Obama, who has been mostly absent from the political spotlight since leaving the White House, told Democrats that "hope is making a comeback."

She took the stage to huge applause.

"Something wonderfully magical is in the air, isn't it?" she said. "We're feeling it here in this arena, but it's spreading all across this country we love. A familiar feeling that's been buried too deep for too long. You know what I'm talking about? It's the contagious power of hope!"

Obama has spoken at every convention since 2008, when her husband was first nominated. Eight years later, she delivered her memorable line, "When they go low, we go high." In her 2020 speech, she said then-President Trump "is clearly in over his head" and "cannot meet this moment."

On Tuesday, she sought to contrast Harris and Trump throughout her speech, while only mentioning the former president by name once.

"Kamala has shown her allegiance to this nation, not by spewing anger and bitterness, but by living a life of service and always pushing the doors of opportunity open to others, she understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward," Obama said.

She touted Harris "as more than ready for this moment," calling her "one of the most qualified people ever to seek the office of the presidency."

But she also warned Democrats about becoming complacent, urging the party to remain united and saying they still have work to do to win in November.

"No matter how good we feel tonight or tomorrow or the next day, this is still going to be an uphill battle, so we cannot be our own worst enemies. No, the minute something goes wrong, the minute a lie takes hold, we cannot start wringing our hands," Obama said. "We cannot get a Goldilocks complex about whether everything is just right. We cannot indulge our anxieties about whether this country will elect someone like Kamala instead of doing everything we can to get someone like Kamala elected."

She closed her speech with a call and response with the refrain "do something."

"It's up to us to remember what Kamala's mother told her: Don't just sit around and complain — do something," she said. "So if they lie about her, and they will, we've got to do something. If we see a bad poll, and we will, we've got to put down that phone and do something."

She continued: "So consider this to be your official ask: Michelle Obama is asking you — no, I'm telling y'all — to do something!"

Michelle doing all she can to make sure Melania doesn't plagiarize this speech. ~ David Itzkoff

Republicans can never ever be this cool, this diverse, so joyful, so American." ~ HawaiiDeliah

Obama Didn't. No Way. Yes, He Did!

Former President Barack Obama sent the crowd at the Democratic National Convention into a fit of laughter when he made a not-so-subtle penis joke at the expense of former President Donald Trump. It wasn't so much the words as it was Obama's hand gestures that removed any doubt as to what he was getting at.

Kamala Harris is in two states tonight: Wisconsin and Illinois. Donald Trump is in two states too: denial and depression." ~ Ellen Kurz

Kamala's husband's ex-wife is supporting her more enthusiastically than Trump's current wife is supporting him. ~ Ben Wexler

Because I don't want to steal everything, there's a LOT more here

"Stable Genius"

At this point, the media is engaging in a coverup of DJT's clearly obvious cognitive decline. This is a verbatim quote from the racist rambler today…why do you think the media refuses to discuss this?

No. We Will Not.

Guys, being called weird is getting under Mango Mooselini's weird, thin, orange skin:

Democrats attacking Donald Trump and his running mate J.D. Vance as "weird" is still getting under the former president's skin, and had Trump arguing on Monday that he and Vance are "extremely normal people" during an event intended to tout his plan for the economy in York, Pennylvania.

"You can see it a little bit by this whack job," Trump said, apparently referring to vice presidential candidate Tim Walz. "He said we're weird, that J.D. and I are weird. I think we're extremely normal people. Like you, exactly like … He's weird."

[…] The "I know you are, but what am I" approach hasn't seemed to work very well for Trump and Vance. "So far, at least, Trump-Vance has been incapable of finding an effective response," David Karpf, a strategic communication professor at George Washington University, told the Associated Press last month.

The ol' You're The Puppet maneuver, is—to put it bluntly—weird.

Are You Optimistic About The Election?

From Fleabag:

Not only am I optimistic, I am fired up and excited as hell. I haven't felt the joy, the enthusiasm, or the optimism like this since 2008.

I almost — almost, not quite because we're all still recovering from the Trump traumas — want to believe that this feeling, shared by so many other people, represents a fever breaking in America, a rejection and repudiation of the people who did their best to lead us into a dystopian, fascist, nightmare.

We have a huge fight ahead of us. They aren't running a campaign as much as they are preparing for another coup, and we will have to turn out an incredible number of voters to account for all the places they have people in place to deny and contest when he loses.

Before the debate, I was concerned. After the debate, I was despondent.

But now, I am fired up and excited as hell. Kamala Harris is going to be an incredible president, and there's a good chance she pulls the House and Senate with her. If that happens, we get SCOTUS reform, Trump faces the music for his crimes without interference, (and maybe some of his co-conspirators go with him, Mark Meadows), and we push the demons Trump unleashed back into the darkness where they belong.

But it only happens when ALL OF US turn out to vote. It only happens when we get all of our friends and family to vote. It only happens when we volunteer, stay involved, and SHOW UP.

We can do this.

We have to do this.

We are not going back.

VOTE BLUE!