So says the greatest liar in modern American history.
Today's Ambient Soundtrack from Loscil
I stumbled upon Loscil when we were still living in Denver via some Sunday evening radio program on KUVO's second or third online stream. I love it for when I'm working and trying to concentrate, but ironically, I find it's also the perfect falling-asleep music. I crawl into bed, put in earbuds in, and I'm out.
Triptych
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Can I Get an Amen?
Tiny, Tiny Penises
Could Twain See The Future?
DJT, Protector of Women…
Trump: Women, I am your protector.
Women: You're what?
Trump: You will no longer be abandoned, lonely, or scared.
Women: Okay, dude, you're creeping the fuck out of us right now.
Trump: You will no longer be in danger.
Women: Oh shit, we are deffo in danger now.
Trump: Your groceries will be more affordable.
Women: [looking at each other] The fuck?
Trump: You will be able to turn on your faucet and have water come out.
Women: [looking at each other] Yeah, I don't know. I've got segue whiplash.
Trump: You will no longer have to be depressed or unhappy.
Women: While you're talking, there isn't enough Xanax in the world.
Trump: You will no longer have to think about abortion.
Women: Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure we will.
Trump: You will no longer have to worry about strangers eating your cats.
Women: Jesus suffering fuck, this guy.
Trump: I will protect women at a level they have never seen before.
Women: Fuck you in the neck, we can protect ourselves.
Trump: Nobody protects women more than me.
Women: We're calling E. Jean Carroll right now.
Trump: Women will be happy.
Women: [Picking up stones] Feeling happier already.
EDITORIAL NOTE: We must burn the patriarchy. Burn it to the ground. Burn it, gather the ashes, piss on them, douse them in kerosene, set them on fire again. Burn the patriarchy, then drive a stake directly through the ashes where its black heart used to be. Set fire to the stake. Keep burning it, over and over. Burn it for generations. Nuke it from orbit. Then find a good book, some chocolates, and a cozy chair. Maybe with a cat.
Cats Hate Trump
For thousands of years, it was believed that cats could see demons. This proves it's true.
366 Days of UNF: September 25th
Map Pr0n
Want a Sniff? Get in There!
Yes We Can!
Vomiting It All Up
Sit On My Face!
Make It So
"I'm Gonna Take My Ball and Go Home!"
And just like Jim Kirk, you know he's gonna cheat.
Tuesday Afternoon Tunes
Picking Up Stones
From Gregfallis.com:
Trump: Women, I am your protector.
Women: You're what?
Trump: You will no longer be abandoned, lonely, or scared.
Women: Okay, dude, you're creeping the fuck out of us right now.
Trump: You will no longer be in danger.
Women: Oh shit, we are deffo in danger now.
Trump: Your groceries will be more affordable.
Women: [looking at each other] The fuck?
Trump: You will be able to turn on your faucet and have water come out.
Women: [looking at each other] Yeah, I don't know. I've got segue whiplash.
Trump: You will no longer have to be depressed or unhappy.
Women: While you're talking, there isn't enough Xanax in the world.
Trump: You will no longer have to think about abortion.
Women: Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure we will.
Trump: You will no longer have to worry about strangers eating your cats.
Women: Jesus suffering fuck, this guy.
Trump: I will protect women at a level they have never seen before.
Women: Fuck you in the neck, we can protect ourselves.
Trump: Nobody protects women more than me.
Women: We're calling E. Jean Carroll right now.
Trump: Women will be happy.
Women: [Picking up stones] Feeling happier already.
EDITORIAL NOTE: We must burn the patriarchy. Burn it to the ground. Burn it, gather the ashes, piss on them, douse them in kerosene, set them on fire again. Burn the patriarchy, then drive a stake directly through the ashes where its black heart used to be. Set fire to the stake. Keep burning it, over and over. Burn it for generations. Nuke it from orbit. Then find a good book, some chocolates, and a cozy chair. Maybe with a cat.
366 Days of UNF: September 24th
This Brought Back Memories
I found this picture in my collection while looking for something else, and boy did it bring back memories. This is where—about a year after I moved to San Francisco—I sold my entire vinyl collection, because you know, compact discs! And it's also where I simply left a box of records they didn't want out on the street for the taking because I wasn't going to haul them back home.
Ah, the stupidity of youth. Ironic because many years later, after realizing the error of my ways, it was the same location where I started rebuilding that same vinyl collection.
In the intervening years I bought and sold dozens of CDs at the same location as my financial situation ebbed and flowed.
Of course this led me down the internet rabbit hole as I attempted to find out what had happened to the store in the years since I left The City.
Apparently the store closed in 2016. The building (including two residential units on the upper floors) were renovated in 2019.
Now it's a hair salon. 🙁
And speaking of places long gone where I spent copious amounts of money…
I was unable to find any photos of the interior of the Tower Records store on Market Street and these are the only ones I located of the exterior. I remember when the store first opened it was Mana From Heaven for music junkies like me. After Tower Records closed all its stores in 2006, apparently the building sat vacant for several years until CVS stepped in and the building was completely remodeled. CVS moved out in 2017 and according to Google Street View, it's now Barry's, a gym/heath & fitness establishment.
And while we're on the subject…
The Record Rack was another of my hangouts.
Neil used to let me root around in the back room where they kept all the used stock that they hadn't put out yet. There were boxes of records stacked on top of each other, loose records spilling onto the floor, unsorted shelves…I easily spent entire afternoons going through the mess and didn't even scratch the surface.
Speaking of Neil, I present Neil Lewis: The Final Performance
What has this little trip down memory lane done? It's reminded me that I no longer recognize the city I called home for nearly 20 years. I spent hours on Google Street View over the weekend visiting my old haunts downtown and all the way up Market throughout the Castro, and I scarcely recognized anything. Considering I've now been gone from The City longer than I actually lived there, this isn't surprising. Time does move on, after all. But it's still a little depressing, and really makes me wish I had taken more photos when I lived there than I did.