Seriously…

…if your father or grandfather was babbling this kind of BULLSHIT you'd be discussing medication and talking to lawyers and a secure facility.

You know you would.

And if—[deity of your choice] forbid—JOE BIDEN had tweeted something like this, the MSM would be on it like wolves to raw meat non-stop 24/7 demanding to know why he wasn't in a skilled nursing facility.

OMG

If you know the shipping between these two, you know why this is so hot and funny…