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What Words Should Mean Based on Spelling

From Infidel 753

More revised word definitions—what the words visibly should mean, based on spelling…

Alternate: To transform Nathan

Assailant: Your buttocks are making a small insect sick

Calamity: Harmonious feelings in California

Crochet: An animal similar to an alligator, but not gay

Detest: To rescind an exam

Endanger: To put a stop to rage

Extort: A former cause of civil action

Gothic: To have hiccups

Horace: A contest of speed among prostitutes

Lagoon: The female thug

Manager: Something that causes an adult male to get older

Palace: The frilly fabric your dad likes

Perpetrate: A charge based on the number of animals you have

Polynesia: The inability to remember parrots

Propose: In favor of standing in a certain way

Rearmed: Medication for buttocks

Rebellion: To put a clanging musical instrument back on an atom which has lost some of its electrons

Teasing: To musically praise a mildly-caffeinated beverage

Transport: A city which isn't actually a port, but identifies as one

Trumpet: A miniature version of Donald Trump

Warplane: The part of the highway reserved for starships moving faster than light

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]

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OMG…

This whole Tiktok hearing in Congress reinforces my belief in that we need an entry requirement for politics (just like any company out there) to ensure better and smarter politicians lead the country. Basic knowledge of the internet and technology in general should be a requirement. Some of the questions during the hearing were so elementary and mind-numbingly stupid.

 

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Crunch Time

 

For those of you who are new or who haven't been following, Ben and I are moving back into our old house. The movers come Thursday. The renovations took a bit longer than originally estimated (and to be honest, are still ongoing), but we have a signed lease and come hell or high water we're out of here by 11:59 pm Friday. This is the last weekend before the big move, so it's crunch time. Since we are hiring movers to disassemble, load, drive, deliver, and reassemble, we need as much in boxes as humanly possible. I finally got serious last night after ignoring it for too many weeks and got my vinyl boxed. I would say at this point we're 80% of the way there with everything and anything that isn't packed yet is stuff we'll need for the next five days.

Yeah, right. Who am I kidding?

At least I'm no longer having nightmares about the moving truck pulling up with nothing having been packed yet.