No, I'm Not Praying For Florida

I understand if prayer makes you feel better, but don't think that God is actually going to prevent Milton from destroying Florida. He's not. If God exists, he will watch while it happens and not lift a finger to help anyone.

Let that sink in.

Further, I'll bet he's watching and furiously masturbating.

 

I Was Thinking the Same Thing

Private citizens are forbidden under the federal Logan Act from engaging in foreign policy, undercutting America. So why did private citizen Donald Trump have at least SEVEN one on one phone calls with Putin since he left the White House (in which time Putin invaded Ukraine)? – The Lincoln Project