Vomiting It All Up

I can’t tell you how much I look forward to the day I never have to write another word about that orange shitstain except perhaps that he bit a prison guard or he died in his cell.

Staycation Begins!

For the next 9 days I don’t even have to think about work! And except for next Friday—when I have a cortisone injection scheduled for a trigger finger—I have nothing on my schedule!