This is not "stupid" design. There was a deliberate decision to make the mouse useless while charging. But why?

Perhaps you're annoyed that you have to pause your work and let it charge, so you'll buy another one as a backup.

Also, if you own one long enough, eventually its internal battery will deteriorate, offering progressively shorter work time. If it had the chargeing port in the front, you could leave it always attached and still use it, just downgrading your wireless mouse to a wired mouse. It would be acceptable to some people. But this way you have to buy a new one.

Those are two potential chances for additional revenue with just one seemingly "stupid" design choice.

It's the same as putting critical components next to heat sources in their laptops. Apple doesn't do stupid things; it does asshole things.

Oh, M&H How I've Missed You, Part Deux

Margaret, my apologies in advance. This isn't going to be pretty. It's going to be petty. Which also happens to be the best way to describe Ann Coulter.

Awhile back I reviewed her latest book and said it was so poorly written that 10 monkeys randomly typing on 10 typewriters would produce a better book in about 10 minutes. I also said she had feet the size of an Emu. While accurate, it was indeed harsh. But I'm neither a literary critic, nor a zoologist, or anyone of real importance actually so, in fact, I was punching up.

In truth, I am so insignificant that when I do call someone a name or otherwise insult them, I am almost always punching up. The same could be said about Ann. She is neither a good writer nor a good person so technically she too is usually punching up whenever she is attacking liberal politicians. But exactly how pathetic of an asshat does one have to be to actually attack a child and, in particular, a child who is simply showing affection for their father? Someone as low as Coulter actually managed to punch down.

Yesterday, Ann Coulter attacked Gus Walz. A teenager. And when she learned that Gus has a form of autism, she didn't apologize. She blamed Democrats for making her attack him.

So, GOP, I am asking you again. Aren't you tired?

Ann Coulter was not the only one. She and the rest of MAGA nation have shown you time and time again that they are the worst among us. They have nothing but contempt and hatred and ugliness to offer. And this alpha male masculinity thing. I mean what is that? If you are worried that not picking on kids means women aren't going to procreate for you, please don't worry. I am sure there are plenty of Marjorie Taylore Greenes and Lauren Boeberts in the world who will be more than happy to show you a good time in a darkened theatre.

Ooops. I went there, didn't I? I just did what I am accusing you of doing. But in my defense, do a quick google on some of the trash that comes out of those ladies' mouths daily. You know what. I take that back. I apologize for saying it. I might be insignificant, but making fun of Margorie and Lauren is definitely punching down because you just can't get lower than those two.

Aren't you sick and tired of it?

Since the moment Donald J Trump came down that golden escalator and called poor immigrants "rapists" and "murderers" we Americans have been at each other's throats, and the GOP has slowly devolved from a political party into a cesspool rife with racism, misogyny, and dick jokes. But Ann Coulter, Mike Crispi, Jay Weber and MAGA faithful still managed to punch down against a 17-year-old kid who wept as he told his Dad he loved him.

Really. Aren't you tired of it?

Before Trump, we had our disagreements. We had our differences. And sometimes tempers flared, and insults ensued. But this? This constant stream of garbage that comes out of the Trump campaign day after day. The nonstop stream of grievances, name calling, racial slurs, religious intolerance, and just plain hatred…

Aren't you tired of it?

When Al Gore lost the 2000 election, Democrats were pissed. And in 2008 when Obama was elected, Republicans were pissed. But you know what? We removed our political signs from our yards, and we waited 4 years to vote again. We didn't make bigger signs and yell at clouds.

Aren't you tired of it?

Lots of people loved Bill Clinton. Lots of people couldn't stand him. Families didn't break up over it.

Lots of people hated George W Bush. Lots of people loved him. Nobody stormed the Capitol.

Aren't you tired of it?

"Little Marco"

"Pocahontas"

"Lyin' Ted"

"Sleepy Joe"

"Kamabla"

Aren't you sick and tired of it?

The worst that Dems have returned in response is to call two rich, white guys weird because there really was no other appropriate term.

"The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man." – Trump

"I hate the police." – Vance

"Immigrants are taking black people's jobs." – Trump

Democrats are a "bunch of childless cat ladies with miserable lives." – Vance

"We're being inundated. Think of it. Millions of people are coming in from prisons, from mental institutions, they're terrorists at levels that we have never seen before."- Trump (who is married to an immigrant)

"I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist." – Vance

"I've had the experience—I take a shower, I want that beautiful head of hair to be nice and wet; lather. I want it to be lathered beautifully. And I get the best stuff you can buy, and I dump it all over, and then I turn on the water and the damn water drips out. I can't get this stuff out of my hair, it's a horrible thing." – Trump

"Every day George Soros sends a 747 to Columbus to load up disproportionately Black women to get them to go have abortions in California." – Vance

"What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery's now under water, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there… from the boat, ten yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?" – Trump

Fake news.

Stolen elections.

Failed nation.

There really is no better word for it. They are weird. And for the love of God, I am so tired of it. Aren't you?

Before he became President, Trump admitted on camera to sexual assault. You explained it away as locker room talk. Later he was found liable for it in a court of law. You blamed everyone but Trump. But… Secretly you were disturbed by it. Weren't you?

Before he became President, he made fun of a disabled person. He literally mocked the way he looked and talked. You pretended it never happened. But deep down you were disgusted when you saw the video, weren't you? Surely you had to be.

When he gave a tax cut to the rich and then worked to take away your health insurance… weren't you just a little bit pissed off?

When he downplayed COVID but then got COVID himself and was rushed by helicopter to one of our nation's finest hospitals… didn't you pause and take a second look at the refrigerator trucks being used as overflow morgues? Surely you did.

When students were gunned down in an Iowa school he said "It's just horrible, so surprising to see it here. But have to get over it, we have to move forward." Did you wonder why he waited 36 hours to comment and that was the best he had to offer to the grieving parents? Get over it.

When you found out that his foundation had to be shut down because it had misused funds that were intended for charity… surely you were disgusted. Weren't you?

Some of you are my neighbors. Some of you are my family members for crying out loud. I know you. This stuff has to bother you. You are too good for that man? What are you waiting for?

The demons on the left are not who you think they are. They have created millions more jobs and invested in thousands of more infrastructure projects. Affordable healthcare. Medical and family leave. Social Security. Medicare. They've offered real solutions to the immigration issues. The weirdos on the right have given you what exactly? A larger 401k? I just can't with this nonsense anymore. The stock market has doubled since Trump left office.

Trump made everything worse. And deep down you know it. You didn't hate your neighbors before Trump. You didn't mock children before Trump. You respected hard work. You respected the sacrifice of veterans. You elected people who didn't embarrass you on a regular basis.

Put Trump. Put Vance. Put Bannon, Miller, Flynn, Giuliani. Coulter, Greene, Boebert, Lake, That Weird Pillow Guy…. Put them all behind you. You are better than this. We are all Americans and we are better than this. I mean it. Really.

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Oh M&H, How I've Missed You!

Margaret, I have loved every minute of the DNC. You really need to find your glasses and turn on the boob tube, Honey. Such joy. Such diversity. Such excitement and hope. Considering the hell we've all been through since Donald Trump screwed up the nation, it's truly a miracle. If Kamala can do this as a candidate. Imagine what she can do as President.

All of you Republicans out there. I just have to ask you. Aren't you tired? The hate and negativity of Trump has to be exhausting.

It all started with Rubio and Cruz talking about Trump's small hands and eventually it got to weird shaped mushroom descriptions. I wonder which GOP Congressman will be the first to claim they know what it really looks like. Boebert? Greene? Gaetz? The porn star told us and that was more than enough information for me.

Fox News says Obama's joke was a low point in presidential politics, conveniently ignoring that Trump goes lower daily. The difference being Obama was actually funny… and maybe a little bit too on the mark.

But I ask you, GOP. Haven't you had enough of Trump? Everything that man touches turns to trash. I mean stop digging. You've reached bottom with that guy many times over.

Don't get me wrong. There are some real douche bags on the progressive side too. But we aren't electing them for President. They're harmless. We're just laughing at the ugly Tesla truck they're driving. But your guys, the GOP douche bags… now those guys are the real deal. They are passing laws about who is standing and who is sitting to pee. Honestly, it's really creepy that your political leaders are spending this much time imagining how people are peeing. And now they are literally making women flee their states because the unthinkable has happened during an otherwise very wanted pregnancy or worse still, during a pregnancy caused by incest. Since the day that orange twat came down his golden escalator, your party has gone to hell.

Don't believe me? Just look at your base. One sign in their yard wasn't enough. They had to put all the signs in their yard in hopes of pissing off their neighbors. And I'll admit it works. It pisses us off. They win. Ten Trump signs in their lawn and we're triggered. But what does it say about your base that pissing off your neighbors brings them joy? And what does it say about Trump that he brings out the worst in us?

We've got some yahoo in my neighborhood with the giant Trump banner and the huge flag and a Go Brandon sign for good measure. I mean, I've seen Taylor Swift fans with more restraint. I'm truly embarrassed for him. But that's what Donald does. He doesn't lift anyone up. He pulls everyone down. He encourages you to be your worst. If anything was a low point in presidential politics, it wasn't Obama's joke; it was Trump's January 6th rally where Trump convinced mostly ordinary citizens to storm the Capitol. There is simply nothing normal and certainly nothing patriotic about that. He and Vance are not just weird; they're asshat crazy.

Now maybe the Dems went a little overboard with the sofa joke, sure. But honestly, it's hilarious to me that particular joke caught fire. That so many people believed it says more about Vance than it does about social media. If you listen to the shit that Vance says, you really do wonder if there might be some truth to the story. I know I'll never look at my sofa the same way again.

But seriously. Haven't you had enough? Truly. Walk away from that trash heap Trump calls his base and join us as we take our country back from Trump's basket of deplorables.

Donald Trump, the former President, was found liable for sexual assault and convicted of fraud. He cheated college students. His kids stole from charity. When we needed a leader during COVID, he was so ineffective he couldn't even pull the nation together long enough to get people to wear a mask to save their grandparents. He mocked a disabled person. He used the Bible for a prop after paying to cover up an affair with a porn star. He cheated on his first wife with his second wife and then cheated on that one with the third one. He politicized the plight of immigrants and asylum seekers rather than using his power to seek a solution. He gave a tax break to his rich friends and tried to take healthcare insurance away from everyone else. He calls his supporters basement dwellers. He said getting the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor because veterans are full of bullets or dead. Right now, he's encouraging Israel to continue bombing because a cease fire would benefit Kamala. The man is garbage.

Value and character matter. They should. They have to. Decency. Honesty. Kindness. Joy. Don't you miss it, GOP? Trump is the old guy screaming at the kids to stay off his lawn. He is a fake solution looking for an imaginary problem. Turn the page. Put a smile on your face. Come outside and really meet your neighbors.

Again, I ask you. Aren't you tired of it all? And when you come into the comment section below and start arguing about what we have written, calling us names or telling us how ugly you think we are… Just stop for a minute and ask yourself – Don't you have anything better to do? You live in constant fear that someone is going to take your guns, turn your child gay, or steal your job and give it to an immigrant. Guess what? It's all a big lie.

He's got your whole party saying the absolute stupidest things. A woman becomes a lawyer, a District Attorney, an Attorney General, a US Senator and Vice President and MAGA says she slept her way to the top. A veteran retires honorably after 24 years of service to his country and MAGA says he abandoned his responsibilities. Imagine that. Veterans turning on fellow veterans. That is the stink that is Donald Trump. MAGA are asshats. Don't be a MAGA.

Windmills don't cause cancer. Solar energy doesn't require you to turn off your TVs at night. Electric cars are everywhere and you can still drive your gas guzzler if you want. Your shower heads and your dishwashers work just fine. Elon Musk is a moron… no wait… that's a different post. This one is about Trump. Nuking a hurricane is all sorts of crazy. Putin isn't a good guy. North Korea isn't our friend. Big strong men don't come up to Trump and cry because he found them a job in a coal mine. We don't have open borders.

Facts: The economy tanked under his leadership. Crime went up. The deficit exploded. The stock market has doubled since he left office. The wall didn't get built. Obamacare didn't go away. It got more popular. We lost jobs. We lost global status. We lost lives. We lost our dignity while that man sat in the Oval Office. He didn't unite anyone. Families broke apart. Neighbors turned against each other. He is a cancer. He broke America.

Trump had his chance. He failed miserably. Leave him. Join us. We won't go back. I won't go back. Margaret can't go back because she's too busy looking for her glasses. Trump is bad for America. I mean it. Really.

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Some Bits From DNC Night Two

I'm so glad we went from "when they go low, we go high" to "girl, hold my earrings while I drag this weird MF." ~ Angry Staffer

Michelle Obama has been holding this back since Inauguration Day 2017

Former first lady Michelle Obama, who has been mostly absent from the political spotlight since leaving the White House, told Democrats that "hope is making a comeback."

She took the stage to huge applause.

"Something wonderfully magical is in the air, isn't it?" she said. "We're feeling it here in this arena, but it's spreading all across this country we love. A familiar feeling that's been buried too deep for too long. You know what I'm talking about? It's the contagious power of hope!"

Obama has spoken at every convention since 2008, when her husband was first nominated. Eight years later, she delivered her memorable line, "When they go low, we go high." In her 2020 speech, she said then-President Trump "is clearly in over his head" and "cannot meet this moment."

On Tuesday, she sought to contrast Harris and Trump throughout her speech, while only mentioning the former president by name once.

"Kamala has shown her allegiance to this nation, not by spewing anger and bitterness, but by living a life of service and always pushing the doors of opportunity open to others, she understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward," Obama said.

She touted Harris "as more than ready for this moment," calling her "one of the most qualified people ever to seek the office of the presidency."

But she also warned Democrats about becoming complacent, urging the party to remain united and saying they still have work to do to win in November.

"No matter how good we feel tonight or tomorrow or the next day, this is still going to be an uphill battle, so we cannot be our own worst enemies. No, the minute something goes wrong, the minute a lie takes hold, we cannot start wringing our hands," Obama said. "We cannot get a Goldilocks complex about whether everything is just right. We cannot indulge our anxieties about whether this country will elect someone like Kamala instead of doing everything we can to get someone like Kamala elected."

She closed her speech with a call and response with the refrain "do something."

"It's up to us to remember what Kamala's mother told her: Don't just sit around and complain — do something," she said. "So if they lie about her, and they will, we've got to do something. If we see a bad poll, and we will, we've got to put down that phone and do something."

She continued: "So consider this to be your official ask: Michelle Obama is asking you — no, I'm telling y'all — to do something!"

Michelle doing all she can to make sure Melania doesn't plagiarize this speech. ~ David Itzkoff

Republicans can never ever be this cool, this diverse, so joyful, so American." ~ HawaiiDeliah

Obama Didn't. No Way. Yes, He Did!

Former President Barack Obama sent the crowd at the Democratic National Convention into a fit of laughter when he made a not-so-subtle penis joke at the expense of former President Donald Trump. It wasn't so much the words as it was Obama's hand gestures that removed any doubt as to what he was getting at.

Kamala Harris is in two states tonight: Wisconsin and Illinois. Donald Trump is in two states too: denial and depression." ~ Ellen Kurz

Kamala's husband's ex-wife is supporting her more enthusiastically than Trump's current wife is supporting him. ~ Ben Wexler

Because I don't want to steal everything, there's a LOT more here