Every single night, you leave your body, hallucinate vividly for hours, forget almost all of it, and wake up like nothing happened.

You do this every night. And you call it “sleep” like it’s not completely insane.

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You are a ghost piloting a skeleton covered in meat, riding a rock hurtling through infinite space at 67,000 miles per hour.

And you’re worried about what to post?

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This Is Not Where I Thought They Split My Jaw

I saw my dentist today for the first time since last September’s surgery. This is not where I thought they split my jaw. All this time I was thinking it was front and center when it turns out it was behind my last molar. This also explains why they didn’t have to remove any teeth and why I have no feeling in my lower jaw; they had to cut the nerve!

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I Really Need To Stop…

I really need to stop watching those YouTube Japanese CD player repair videos. They keep exposing me to new (to me), really good, music!

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