A Little Yoke
So my co worker just said: “You shouldn’t eat red meat!”
I said: “My grandfather lived to be 100 years old.”
He said: “Did he eat red meat?”
I said: “No, he minded his own business.”
Triptych
Oh Well! ?
MAGAts
Which is it?
What Are You Waiting For?
“It’s not gonna suck itself!”
Fuck Around and Find Out
And Try Not To Lose Brain Cells While You’re Doing It
Plus Ça Change,Plus C’est La Même Chose.
(This was originally published in 2014.)
Quote of the Day
A Small Request
I Don’t See The Problem, Tyler
I’d Say Blizzard Conditions
Sometimes You Just Gotta Do It
Yeah, I’ll Go Ahead and Integrate That Into My Belief System
Good To The Last Drop
Are there any gay men out there who have not done this? Or at least tried?
What Are You Waiting For?
“It’s not gonna suck itself!”
Let Those Lawns Die!
ESPECIALLY here in the southwest. When I think of the amount of water wasted on maintaining green lawns—and especially golf courses—I weep.
Use More Lube
The More You Know!
You Brought This On Yourselves
Looks Like an Invitation to Me
Whoever Said, “Two’s Company; Three’s a Crowd…”
…obviously didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.
Stating the Obvious
Boys Will Be Boys
365 Days of UNF: Day 246
He’s Up to No Good
And he’s gonna rearrange your guts…not that you’ll complain.
I Don’t Know Who Did This…
…but they deserve a fucking award.
May the Odds Be Forever in Your Favor
