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From Greg Fallis:

Republican Friend: I’ve been a moderate Republican all my life. I voted for Trump last time, but I didn’t think he’d actually win. I can’t bring myself to vote for him this time.
Me: Great. Glad to hear it.
RF: Don’t be too glad. I’m not voting for Biden either.
Me: Those are the only choices. Trump or Biden.
RF: I’m voting for Jo Jorgensen.
Me: Who?
RF: Jo Jorgensen.
Me: Who is Jo Jorgensen when she’s at home?
RF: She’s the Libertarian candidate.
Me: So you’re voting for Trump.
RF: No, I’m voting for Jorgensen.
Me: Same thing.
RF: No, it’s not. I’m voting my conscience.
Me: Bullshit. You’re dodging your conscience.
RF: No, I’m not. I said I can’t bring myself to vote for…
Me: Yeah, I know what you said. And I know what you meant. You mean you don’t want to feel any responsibility if Trump is re-elected.
RF: No, that’s not it.
Me: Bullshit. That’s exactly it. You don’t want to vote for Trump, but you’re not going to do anything to prevent him from being re-elected. You’re more concerned with soothing your conscience than with protecting the Constitution.
RF: That’s not true. Biden won’t fix the nation’s prob…
Me: Does Jo Jorgensen have a popcorn fart’s chance of winning?
RF: No, but that’s not the point. The point is…
Me: Fuck your point. This is a toggle election. The choices are truly binary. Yes or no. Up or down. On or off. Biden or Trump. Those are the only choices.
RF: I have to vote my conscience.
Me: Fuck you and fuck your conscience. You’re a coward.
RF: I’m not a…
Me: You’re dodging all personal responsibility to act for the good of the nation. It’s no different than saying you oppose the pandemic but won’t wear a mask. Fuck you.
RF: It’s not like that at all.
Me: Did I just say ‘Fuck you’? I believe I did. Fuck you again.
RF: Are you angry with me?
Me: Shut up. Go away. Fuck you and everybody you know, you fucking coward.
RF: I understand you’re upset.
RF: Hello?
Former Republican Friend: Hello?

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I’ll Admit…

I’ll admit I’m one of those
Democrats who has wanted
to see Trump impeached from Day 1.
Why? I believed
he was dishonest, grossly incompetent,
morally bankrupt,
self-serving, and
profoundly unfit
to hold the office of the
President of the United States.
And you know what?
He has proven me right
over and over and over
and over again.

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I Don’t Think…

…that phrase means what you think it means, dude.

Without your military-style penis extender, you’re just a frightened little boy spewing trash talk from your mom’s basement.

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This Gives Me Hope

This photo gives me hope for this country, something that has been sorely lacking from my life for the last four years.

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I Don’t Know How…

I don’t know how I did not have this album in some format in my collection, but I didn’t—until yesterday.


This is a new pressing, a reissue from 2018 that I got here.

The vinyl is flawless. The space between the cuts is absolutely silent. This is one of those records that my new JBLs were meant for.

Initially I had some misgivings about dropping the amount of coin I did on those JBLs, but after living with the L166s for a week and slowly making my way through my vinyl collection, they were worth every penny. They make (or rather, I should say allow) good recordings to shine, while bad recordings are revealed not just to be bad, but to be glaringly bad; something I was never even aware of with my old Infinitys.

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And at this point I would take that even further by asking if anyone (other than his brain-dead base) gives a shit what Trump himself has to say? Everything that comes out of his piehole is either gibberish or outright lies—sometimes both at the same time.