

“Siri, show me the perfect representation of America’s COVID-19 response.”

All I Have to Say Is…


How Do They Remember All This?
I’ve gotta hand my local baristas credit after seeing this.

366 (It’s a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 180

And Into 2021 If Necessary

Oh. My. God.

There is No Incorrect Answer

Pride Goeth Before The Fall
I know this is a week old, but it still makes me laugh.
Quote of the Day
Here’s the truth: Trump’s supporters don’t measure his success by what he does for them, they measure by what he does against people they don’t like. That’s why they see him as being “successful,” and why they will never abandon him. His tormenting of the “others” sustains them.” ~ Corey Reynolds via Twitter.
The Sam & Dean Comedy Hour

That’s what Ben and I are starting to call it as we continue to slog our way through the fifteen (sixteen? seven hundred?) seasons of Supernatural. We just started season six, and I’ve got only one thing to ask:
How does anyone find the will to go on from one episode to the next without putting a boot through their television or a bullet in their head?
So much shark jumping.
So many plot holes you can drive a fleet of trucks through.
So many still-unresolved Daddy Issues. Seriously guys…see a shrink for chrissake!
And while you’re there you might want to discuss the whole “wincest” vibe that’s going on between you in almost every episode. I just want to yell, “Would you two just FUCK and get it over with already?! Jesus!”
Or is all this supposed to be part of the show’s charm?

My First Computer


Good lord, who is that man with the full head of dark, luxurious hair and the flat stomach?!
Why Not Do Both?

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall…

Social Distancing

PSA

Remember, wearing a mask is not to protect you. It’s to protect everyone.
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Triptych



#truth

Knowledge is Power







Have You Ever…
Have you ever been in front of a man who’s man spreading so wide that it takes every fiber of your being to not just jump on him and swallow his dick and let him take you how he wants?


Released 46 Years Ago Today
Elton John: Caribou (1974)
Damn, I feel old.
Released 31 Years Ago Today
B-52s: Cosmic Thing (1989)
366 (It’s a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 179

I Worked Here…

I worked here in one of the anchor stores, Broadway Southwest, in 1978. I documented Metrocenter’s downfall a couple years ago, and just learned the other day that it’s shuttering completely at the end of the month. I have so many good memories of this place from my high school and college years. (And just so you know, all—save for one—are non-sexual in nature, you perverts.) It was the place to go and hang out. When it opened in 1974, it was so futuristic.
It’s sad, but I suppose life moves on.
Well?
Trump says that more testing leads to more COVID cases and if we just stopped, there would be fewer cases. By that logic, if we stopped asking for people’s immigration status, we’d have fewer undocumented people in the US, right?
That’s how stupid Republicans are.
I Think That’s a Little on the High Side, Don’t You?

Pratt Pratt Pratt
I keep forgetting that Chris Pratt’s character has an actual name in Jurassic World.
To me it’s just Chris Pratt.
Doing his job.
Saving the world.
Guarding the galaxy.
Quote of the Day
Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn’t in the job.” ~ Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
