While stitching a cut on the hand of an elderly farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump.
The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is a post tortoise."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post tortoise was.
The old farmer said, "It's when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top – that's a post tortoise. You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's been elevated beyond his ability to function and you wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place."